I, and Lysaa walked into a very posh Abuja designer shop.
"Show the lady your finest gown !" I exclaims.
So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length Armani gown.

As lysaa tries it on, the shop owner discreetly whispers to me,
"Ah, sir, that particular gown goes for 100,000 naira."
"No problem! I'll write you a check!" "Very good, sir." says the shop owner.
"Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick up the gown, after your check has cleared."

So I and lysaa leaves. On Monday, I returned alone to the shop.
The store owner is outraged: "How dare you show your face in here?
There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!"

"I just had to come by," I said, "to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!"

lol!!!
bt i tynk say ademiller na ya iyawo

did i say lysaa is my iyawo?

huh, wat am i hearing

AC MILLAN,

forget that lyssa of a gurl. she's an ingrate.
which other way she want u to the world that your love for her is genuine

I sense some truth in what you said.

think about it mehn, there are lotta baby fished in the river.

but she is a big fish in a small pond

tell her that one when she come

My darl is not a eatable fish.

ok, but make sure you are there to defend me if she gets mouthy

@info my man.
there is a snake on the wall

no worry bout that, she dey always fear to talk whenever i dey around

really, so you also scare her with that big,

studio what are you doing on SAM's wall? u won scale him fence abi thief

u don dey use style confess wetin u been dey do when every body don sleep abi?

Kai see kobalizing

no, na gbegelaizing

hmmm!

whats all this?

Vocabularies

hahha

iyasa

hey, we had a nice weekend.
its unfortunate there was no money in my account.

chaii, ppl naughty ooooooo

give an example

was dat question meant for me?

go to bed

u dey pursue me?

sam na wa 4 u self, 2MOROW U GO SAY U NEVER MARRY!GOD DEY, I NOR TALK O.

lol

@ozigwe,
but u write sha?

who is exactly this poster above me

@ sam
bt yhu said, dat yhu and lysaa went to a shop to fetch for. . . , . . . . . . . . . . .  

Im di one small fck