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Don't Laff Alone by greenalbert: 11:28am On Jul 26, 2014
Annoyin 8 year old son
Father: Son can u plz go buy me a soft drink
Son: Coke or Pepsi?
Father: Coke
Son: Diet or regular?
Father: Regular
Son: Bottle or can?
Father: Bottle
Son: 500ml or 1liter?
Father: Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!
Son: Natural or mineral?
Father: Mineral
Son: Hot or cold?
Father: Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiot
Son: Stick broom or soft broom?
Father: Stop this u little animal
Son: Cow or pig?
Father: Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!
Son: Now or later?
Father: Now!!!!
Son: So u gonna throw me out or not?
Father: Im gonna kill u!!!!
Son: With a gun or knife?
Father: Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!
Son: Im the head or stomach?
Father: You pest!!!!
Son: Cockroach or rat?
Father: Bleep you!!!!
Son: With a condom or flesh?
Father: (Faints)
Son: Are u dead or sleeping?
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Re: Don't Laff Alone by Nobody: 12:18pm On Jul 26, 2014
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