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Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by modelee(m): 5:26pm On Nov 22, 2015
#Lwkmd_woo_onto_illiteracy!!!!
A student failed JAMB 5 tyms. 1 day, she travelled 2 visit her frnd in UNIBEN, she fell sick & was admitted to a hospital there. She later called her mum & said...

GIRL: Hello ma
MUM: The place is silent, whr r u?
GIRL: I'm in UNIBEN
MUM: Wooow finally, thank God o
GIRL: I was admitted
MUM: Thats great o. God has disgraced the witches
in ur father's house dat don't want you to go to school (laughing & dancing)
GIRL: Mama na Malaria o
MUM: Malaria is a gud course o my daughter, plz
take it serious o
GIRL: I would b discharged 2moro
MUM: God forbid my daughter!!!. U go complete ur
four years over there in Jesus name.
Girl: God punish Illiteracy!!!
Mum: Amen..... coz I heard dat d lecturer is very wicked.
Please don't laff alone.
Re: Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by Nicolars(m): 5:29pm On Nov 22, 2015
stale jor
end tym jokes angry
Re: Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by midehi2(f): 5:29pm On Nov 22, 2015
cry
Re: Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by Segadem(m): 5:32pm On Nov 22, 2015
lol, bro keep it up.
Re: Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by Segadem(m): 5:34pm On Nov 22, 2015
Nicolars:
stale jor
end tym jokes angry
...try to appreciate your fellow brother.
Re: Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by modelee(m): 5:49pm On Nov 22, 2015
Segadem:
...try to appreciate your fellow brother.
Tnx jare
Re: Illiteracy Is A Disease. Don't Laff Alone by Nicolars(m): 6:22pm On Nov 22, 2015
Segadem:
...try to appreciate your fellow brother.
ok sorry brother

Lol, funny joke
It got me cracking my ribs
Still rotfl

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