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My Book Of Christian Jokes....new Jokes Throughout by bingbagbo(m): 9:34am On Jul 27, 2014 |
Joke 1 Pastor Ogbuvugbuvu Pastor Ogbuvugbuvu was asked by a caller on his radio programme, "pastor, some say preaching with a palm-top computer or tablet, instead of a booklet-form bible, is a sin", and this was pastor ogbuvugbuvu's response , " ok, those people saying that should know that, the bible is printed from a soft-copy, which is what i have on my tablet, so what makes it a sin?...then those people should as well go back for the ancient scrolls!!...nonsense! " Please join my gospel propagation Christian facebook page and together let soldier on for Christ https://www./825698987455240/ |
Re: My Book Of Christian Jokes....new Jokes Throughout by bingbagbo(m): 3:42pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
Joke 2 Jude Pastor called brother Akpos to open and read the book of Jude chapter 1 For about 50 minutes, brother Akpos was still flipping through his bible, unable to locate the book of Jude, so pastor asked, "brother akpos u dont know where the book of jude is??" Brother Akpos apparently embarrassed replied "pastor, this is not my bible" follow us on facebook https://www./825698987455240/ 1 Like |
Re: My Book Of Christian Jokes....new Jokes Throughout by bingbagbo(m): 7:41am On Jul 28, 2014 |
Joke 3 fasting This pastor that had declared a 3 day dry fasting for his congregants was delivering a sermon on the second day. Just as he grabbed the microphone, he vomited. They were fresh morsels of fufu. The pastor sensing his congregants had caught him of breaking his fast grabbed the mic and said " saaatan.......so you decided to turn this little gari i drank to fufu??...." join our facebook page https://www./825698987455240/ |
Re: My Book Of Christian Jokes....new Jokes Throughout by bingbagbo(m): 4:41pm On Jul 28, 2014 |
joke 4 Proposal Boy: Do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Nope;I don't want to have a boyfriend. Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said,“It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.” Girl: But I don't love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love." Girl: And how do I know you mean those words? Boy: Matthew 12:34 "For out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks." Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out there! Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all." Girl: But what is in me that you like? Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But I'm not all that beautiful...you 're exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised." Girl: What happens if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh." Girl: How come you know the scriptures this much? Boy: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall not depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do all that is written in it. For then you will make your way prosperous and you will have good success." Girl: wooow, I can see u really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him. Girl: hmmmh! Ok please give me time to think about it. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things." Girl: aw! I love you already Boy: Revelation 22:21 "Amen!" |
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