Joke 1 Pastor Ogbuvugbuvu

Pastor Ogbuvugbuvu was asked by a caller on his radio programme, "pastor, some say preaching with a palm-top computer or tablet, instead of a booklet-form bible, is a sin",
and this was pastor ogbuvugbuvu's response , " ok, those people saying that should know that, the bible is printed from a soft-copy, which is what i have on my tablet, so what makes it a sin?...then those people should as well go back for the ancient scrolls!!...nonsense! "



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Joke 2 Jude

Pastor called brother Akpos to open and read the book of Jude chapter 1
For about 50 minutes, brother Akpos was still flipping through his bible, unable to locate the book of Jude, so pastor asked, "brother akpos u dont know where the book of jude is??"
Brother Akpos apparently embarrassed replied "pastor, this is not my bible"

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Joke 3 fasting

This pastor that had declared a 3 day dry fasting for his congregants was delivering a sermon on the second day.
Just as he grabbed the microphone, he vomited. They were fresh morsels of fufu.
The pastor sensing his congregants had caught him of breaking his fast grabbed the mic and said " saaatan.......so you decided to turn this little gari i drank to fufu??...."

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joke 4 Proposal

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: Nope;I don't want to have a boyfriend.
Boy: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said,“It is not
good for the man to
be alone. I will make a helper suitable for
him.”
Girl: But I don't love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love
does
not know God,
because God is love."
Girl: And how do I know you mean those
words? Boy: Matthew
12:34 "For out of the abundance of the
heart
the mouth
speaks."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you're loyal
and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 "Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my
words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are a lot of girls out
there!
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble
things, but you
surpass them all."
Girl: But what is in me that you like?
Boy: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are
altogether
beautiful, my
darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But I'm not all that beautiful...you 're
exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive,
and
beauty is fleeting;
but a woman who fears the Lord is to be
praised."
Girl: What happens if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall
leave
his father and his
mother and hold fast to his wife, and they
shall become one
flesh."
Girl: How come you know the scriptures this
much?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall
not depart from your
mouth, but you shall meditate on it day and
night, so that you
may be careful to do all that is written in it.
For then you will
make your way prosperous and you will
have
good success."
Girl: wooow, I can see u really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the
Lord is good!
Blessed is the man who takes refuge in Him.
Girl: hmmmh! Ok please give me time to
think
about it.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren,
whatever is true, whatever
is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is
pure, whatever is
lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is
any excellence, if
there is anything worthy of praise, think
about these things."
Girl: aw! I love you already
Boy: Revelation 22:21 "Amen!"