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Just For Laugh by astronautog(m): 1:47pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
I wan tell una 1 story, and this my story goes with rhymes and before I tell the story, I want everybody to stand attention and pay attention, otherwise I will cause confusion. The story line is that I was walking down the street one evening, getting closer to a church called Christ ascension, I saw a girl standing closer to the junction, her face was so squeezed like somebody wey doctor wan give INJECTION, I went closer to the section and we started interaction, we even did introduction and she said her name was attraction but her friends call her Tokumbo. I say that is right, my own name is Collins but friends love calling me motion. You see girl my intension was to go and see a friend whose father had convuction due to their senior brother loosing an election, but when I saw you, I forgot my direction. I did not see any appreciation but as a guy man I started the expression; I said you look so beautiful and that is why u needs a man that will give you satisfaction without frustration, addition without subtraction but plenty multiplication. I talked to her and made her loose her concentration and that is how she followed me to my mansion and started watching my television. I gave her fried chicken, champagne, and Hennessey and she told me thank you, I said No! No!! No!!! Don’t mention, but that was not the end of the mission. I carried her to my bedroom and we then started committing some abominations, but before I committed the fornication, she had already told me she just finished seeing her menstruation, but I have no option even without minding the implication, I brought out my construction and laid it into her foundation , I started giving her some injections and she started feeling the connection, but due to the too much motivation of the action that lead to the reaction, she didn’t know when she started shouting addition! Addition!! Addition!!! This is how I destroyed her vision, I got her pregnant and I forced her to commit abortion, she died and that is why I am locked up in the police station. See friends the summarization of the story is that we all should try and stay away from corruption especially in this our nation. Meanwhile; if you see the chairman of my organization, just try and pass him the information, tell him I’m in police detention area 8 division, he should come with immediate affection before I will develop hypertension, he should come with the money they gave him at his child dedication, am going to pay back immediately after the occasion, thank you friend for paying attention you may now go back to your destination. One word for me… …. 1 Like |
Re: Just For Laugh by Etumgbe(m): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2014 |
OLODO |
Re: Just For Laugh by Damstarr(f): 11:33am On Jul 29, 2014 |
Wow |
Re: Just For Laugh by Beive85: 12:22pm On Jul 29, 2014 |
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