In a related news, as the muslim fasting draws to an end and as they prepare to celebrate sallah with Rams becoming a maquee and expensive lifestock signing, bus fares to various states becoming unnecessarily inflated, a mosque in the Mushin area of Lagos State has advised its members to return their rams back to where they bought them because the rams may infect the consumers with the Ebola virus which has recorded a mortality case in Lagos state.

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This news came from a FNN source who called the H/Q and informed us of this kind of mis-information. According to our source, the Imam said the mosque members should celebrate their Sallah with nothing but Fish,chicken and turkey and all those of them that have bought Ram should return it or take them for tests before eating them.

Contrary to the announcement made in the mosque, the Ebola virus has a very low chance of being gotten through eating meats from cattles/rams but mainly from bat (batman fans beware) & monkey meats or bush meat generally.

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It might also be gotten through contact with body fluids of infected patients and as such, anybody running very high temperature, vomiting or having severe headache, should be rushed to the hospital immediately with great caution taken.

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Chai!! Ramadan without ram is like xmas without chicken.