AMERICAN MOVIES
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S.A population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of the U.S.A is to promote basketball.

4. Aliens have special interest in attacking the U.S.A

5. U.S.A is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires.

INDIAN MOVIES
1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil.

2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you "always choose the right one".

3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound.

4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty.

5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.

NIGERIAN MOVIES
1. Anything wrong with your life is caused by your grand mother in the village.

2. Babalawo can make you have plenty money but himsef is very poor.

3. A person announces his death before falling tot the ground.

4. Every graduate don't get a job.

5. Every house in Abuja is fine and well furnished.


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Hilarious.

Thumbs up OP.

Hahahaha....Nigerian Movie..Theres always someone Evil in the Family

Op true