Some Funny Observations About Nigerian
Nollywood Movies
1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in
Nollywood. How is it actually possible?
2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look
"left and right" before crossing the road?
3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?
4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or
run mad immediately after their confessions?
5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in
the 70's, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy
Johnson?
6. Why must all hired assassins be found in
uncompleted or abandoned buildings?
7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie
without a visit to the 'Baba'?
8. How can one explain that nine times out of
ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in
Nollywood movies.
9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend
using a Blackberry Bold 5.
10. When poor people come to Lagos to
struggle, they always make it. Really?
11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as
Ramsey Noah's dad?
12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a
blind woman: "I'm happy to see you, my son".

Maybe you have something to add?

9. "15 years ago" , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend
using a Blackberry Bold 5.

12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a
blind woman: "I'm happy to see you, my son".

hahaha,
No be our own Nollywood.
Nothing we no go see

lmfao... nos 6 and 7
what of a movie that they'll show 3 years later and the actresses will still be on the same hair
why is Patience Ozokwor always a wicked woman?\
why is Hank Anuku always a thug?