Here is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies.

1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible?

2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road?

3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?

4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?

6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?

7. Can you imagine a complete Yoruba movie without a visit to the ‘Baba’?

8. How can one explain that nine times out of ten Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in Nollywood movies.

9. “15 years ago” , Ini Edo calls her boyfriend using a Blackberry Bold 5.

10. When poor people come to Lagos to struggle, they always make it. Really?

11. Isn't it funny when Segun Arinze acts as Ramsey Noah’s dad?

12. It's quite a strange thing to hear from a blind woman: “I’m happy to see you, my son”.

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Number 6 is so true. And number 2 reminds me of a masquerade I once saw as he removed his headgear before crossing the express in Lagos. LWKMD

Its only in nollywood you will hear English like
"Who pregnanted you"
"Incarriedable"

Like wtf

Dead movie industry!

A guy shoots himself 3 times in d head ( awon werey)

don_salvy: A guy shoots himself 3 times in d head ( awon werey)

hahahahah I cant fit to laff ohhh

Funsho Adeolu was angry while calling his wife on the fone "this is 10pm and Ure not back home" when the wife was shown receiving the call....the sky was bright. something around 2pm

hahahahahahahaha

mercy johnson in primary school uniform-this is insane.

what i dont understand is how will someone shoot himself on the head twice

wtf

Arm chair critics will soon take over the thread. Nollywood actors, producers and directors have made our movie industry one of the best and most followed in Africa, what have you fools done for Nigeria?

u c sum1 washing plates n dh write 10YEARS LETER,he grows up still washing d same plates!!!!! u c poor tonto dike wt a tatoo

You can easily preempt the next scene

A burning vehicle without smoke

Very funny stuff but it's not in all sha. They're still evolving! We'll get there!

ASUU!!!,!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus wept

Tonto dikeh acts as a village maid yet she has tattoos on.

same old joke..

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not again.. :/

PLS WAT IS NOLLYWOOD? WAS HE A PRINCE IN BURUNDI?

The one that make me laugh most is when I see dead people come back to earth with powder on their face. Sorry to ask oooo, is there make - up artiste for heaven

Number (11) is what kept me wondering.
I watched one movie (can't remember the title) where Segun Arinze is the father of Desmond Elliot and is she Funmi her name.
I laf tire

Armed robbers attack a bank, from the outside them begin shot, ppl inside dey fall dey die but bank window no brake at all! Smh

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we all no dat nollywood is a crap a waste of time.