1. Most nairaland dudes are sex starved! This is true, go over all their posts and the discovering will be shocking.

2. 45.9 percent of females in Nairaland are scam. Anyway, some of them take the anonymity of the forum to enjoy the blessings of being females, u know what i mean. Lol

3. 69.5 percent of Nairalanders are real jobless, idle and hopeless people in real life. They vent their frustration by opening unecessary threads, cursing fellow members at every given opportunity, etc.

4. 80 percent of members rely on Nairaland for fun and relaxation while the rest 20 percent depend heavily on the forum for information.

5. 70 percent of Nairalanders' lives will be so boring without the forum.

6. 95 percent of core Nairalanders highly regard Seun, the founder.

7. Nairaland MODS are very biased, sadistic, ignorant and pathetic. Sorry Nwakagwe of Politics section, fact remains fact!

8. 87 percent of new members barely gve a damn who the owner of the forum is.

9. 15 percent of Nairalanders are so reserved. They rarely comment on any thread except when very necessary. Some actually registered to comment on certain ''touching'' issues and that is d end.

10. 95 percent of dudes on Nairaland are lonely and desperately looking for a companion.

Feel free to add more.

Seun, Mods, etc, THIS IS ABOUT NAIRALAND MEMBERS, DO THE NEEDFUL!!

source?

Yes op we are jobless.

I see a lot of figures. I don't know if they are made up or if you were JOBLESS enough to conduct your ridiculous 'research'.

11. 99.9 percent of females in Nairaland are UGLY.
12. 99.9 percent of dudes in Nairaland are smart, intelligent, hardworking, handsome and above all God fearing.

sexzskil: 1. Most nairaland dudes are sex starved! This is true, go over all their posts and the discovering will be shocking.

2. 45.9 percent of females in Nairaland are scam. Anyway, some of them take the anonymity of the forum to enjoy the blessings of being females, u know what i mean. Lol

3. 69.5 percent of Nairalanders are real jobless, idle and hopeless people in real life. They vent their frustration by opening unecessary threads, cursing fellow members at every given opportunity, etc.

4. 80 percent of members rely on Nairaland for fun and relaxation while the rest 20 percent depend heavily on the forum for information.

5. 70 percent of Nairalanders' lives will be so boring without the forum.

6. 95 percent of core Nairalanders highly regard Seun, the founder.

7. Nairaland MODS are very biased, sadistic, ignorant and pathetic. Sorry Nwakagwe of Politics section, fact remains fact!

8. 87 percent of new members barely gve a damn who the owner of the forum is.

9. 15 percent of Nairalanders are so reserved. They rarely comment on any thread except when very necessary. Some actually registered to comment on certain ''touching'' issues and that is d end.

10. 95 percent of dudes on Nairaland are lonely and desperately looking for a companion.

Feel free to add more.

Seun, Mods, etc, THIS IS ABOUT NAIRALAND MEMBERS, DO THE NEEDFUL!!

1: how does it affect ur life pattern
2: how did u know?? I guess u are one
3: lyk ursef?? What are u doing awake??
4: maybe
5: if yes not up to that percentage
6: God forbid.
----oloun maje
----tufiakwa
----allah kiaye
7: yes some, but not all
8: why should they??
9: probably true
10: big lie

And I am 100% sure you guessed those numbers..... Did Seun do a survey of some sort we didn't know about?

Eiya! Op is suffering 4rm abnormanity

Waking up to see dis thread.....

*spits on OP's head*

Going back to sleep

Op are you Lonely and desperately looking for a companion?

Blebleswag: Eiya! Op is suffering 4rm abnormanity

JESUS CHRIST

erm....wat about da trolls??

balamz: 11. 99.9 percent of females in Nairaland are UGLY.
12. 99.9 percent of dudes in Nairaland are smart, intelligent, hardworking, handsome and above all God fearing.

if I hear let me see your pics maybe you are handsome dude so I can know if truly NL guys are handsome

100% of nairalanders will agree to d fact that OP is suffering from low self-esteem and needs 100% of nairalanders' attention to get over it.

ULSHERLAN:
JESUS CHRIST

chaii can't stop laughing

Bussy body bad belle.

prettythicksme: if I hear let me see your pics maybe you are handsome dude so I can know if truly NL guys are handsome

imagine trey songz in picture, that the way I look.

ULSHERLAN:
JESUS CHRIST

na wetin Jesus Christ do u......

Remember ' thou shall not cal d name of the Lord in vein.'

prettythicksme: chaii can't stop laughing

lol, how are you ?