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My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:12pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Im now in trouble !! is this how life is to be?? " why is this happening to me only, why is life unfare to men like this? have been screaming since! i cant think it . I DONT WANT DIE !!!!! HELP okay this is what happen my friend have a girl friend " the girl friend is black have been suspecting her since i saw her the first day i saw her . hmm people have telling me "beware of friend o " beware of friend o" "brwear friend o " i neva knew it will be true . yesterday my friend came to visit me after office hour , i greet him and he eat small he now sit me down and said her girl have been acting strangely he said her girl is alway sick in the morning he said . . 1. her breast has tender . 2. she vomiting especial in morning !!! . 3. Increasing urination (body secretion ?? ) . 4. she as always sleeping everytime . 5. she as been eating evertime . Immedately i heard the last simtom i shout "quaranten!! "quaranten" quaranten" !!! i tell him it is eboma virus i been reading about here on nairaland he shout!! the worstest is he said he has been having sex with her girlfriend unprotected recently. . . that not even my poblem' my man poblem now is i have also have sex with this girl ones at my friend back !! im i infected too? i dont want too die!! i have butt gas mask an gloofe and i have put condom and rubber band on my pe.nos, i know it is affected i dont want it ti spread to my body.. pleas HELP!!! 1 Like |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:16pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Please what's the current exchange rate for Japanese Yen to Naira? 3 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by 3coins(m): 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
MizMyColi:it is always almost the same 1yen=1.2naira 2 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Nairaland go even rest |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Lorlaahlozz: 12:20pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Thank God u r still alive haven't seen any topics recently by spacegoat so I assumed Ebola has taken u away, anyway since u have attested to having it I suggest MOD s shuld close this thread so we d members of nland do no get infected 2 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by DoctorAshley(f): 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
wat r d mods doing abt dis stray goat? |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
3coins:But my calculator keeps showing 1.57naira |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Tallesty1(m): 12:22pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
At your friends back? I never knew he was bed, anyways eboma virus doesn't kill. Calm down ok?? |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:23pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
rozzay: Thank God u r still alive haven't seen any topics recently by spacegoat so I assumed Ebola has taken u away, anyway since u have attested to having it I suggest MOD s shuld close this thread so we d members of nland do no get e-infected |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:24pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
MizMyColi:why this wickid? someones dieing and you derail. we fed up!! |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by neuljosh(m): 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Hahahah Scapegoat you must be the sickest clown alive. |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Andyblaze: 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
the next person to attempt derailing this thread will die! Give advise jor #BITG 2 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
MizMyColi:. Thank u madam, so stage goat inanu! (Weda am ur crush or not I will tell u d truth) 2 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:26pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Xenaf: Nairaland go even restcoming fromy crush !! this is hotin me !! |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:28pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Tallesty1: At your friends back? I never knew he was bed, anyways eboma virus doesn't kill. Calm down ok??i ear it is dangerous.. i dont want to die!! |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Gooci(m): 12:31pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
spacegoat..... its not funny. yu ar known for this. |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 12:31pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Gooci: spacegoat..... its not funny. yu ar known for this. neuljosh: Hahahah Scapegoat you must be the sickest clown alive. Andyblaze: the next person to attempt derailing this thread will die! Give advise jor. this is no joke!! DOCTORS PLEAS COME INSIDE THIS THREAD |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:37pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
SpaceGoat: Im now in trouble !! is this how life is to be?? " why is this happening to me only, why is life unfare to men like this? have been screaming since! i cant think it . I DONT WANT DIE !!!!! HELP And This ^^^ Is Why SG Should Clinch The Award: Nairaland's Gbagaun Master of All Time! |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Andyblaze: 12:38pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
SpaceGoat: report to ward 3 for bodily investigation by dr agrovick #BITG |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by MizMyColi(f): 12:42pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
SpaceGoat: why this wickid? someones dieing and you derail. we fed up!! |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by nerodenero: 12:48pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
@OP:Your English has Ebola 2 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Truckpusher(m): 12:54pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Don't worry Mr spacegoat,I'll ensure that you have a rich biography. |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by jhydebaba(m): 1:07pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Goat of the highest order No be only eboma virus, na ebora virus. Mumu dey smell. U try small sha, try harder next time. |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Naavah(f): 1:16pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Lmfao. I like akara btw shld incase d "expected" happens. |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 1:30pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
nerodenero: @OP:Your English has Ebola jhydebaba: Goat of the highest orderEgo!! ego is bad " it no.1 male guy poblem pleas youre kill ego here https://www.nairaland.com/1791752/does-well-around-girl-secret tank |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 1:31pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Don't worry Mr spacegoat,I'll ensure that you have a rich biography. |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by SpaceGoat: 1:31pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Naavah: Lmfao. I like akara btw shld incase d "expected" happens.my new crush |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Naavah(f): 1:44pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
SpaceGoat: my new crushLol, oniyeye |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by killercute16(m): 2:10pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
MizMyColi:GBAM!!.........seconded 4 Likes |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Nobody: 2:57pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Don't worry Mr spacegoat,I'll ensure that you have a rich biography.Wicked! |
Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by Truckpusher(m): 3:07pm On Jul 31, 2014 |
Nobleval: Wicked!.......Mr spacegoat is my friend. |
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