CRAZINESS :- Is when you buy BLACKBERRY
PORSCHE of #350,000 and landlord dey pursue
your mama cos of 12k HOUSE RENT for village.
FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy
wallet. STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while
living in a rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos
mumu ) . WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class
return
ticket to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch
( Money speaking ). WASTAGE :- Is buying a big
MANSION at Asokoro in Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House Maid
dey live there ( Political armed robber ).
TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a
quater guard in a barracks ( You may not live well
enough to tell the story ). IRONY :- Is having the
chairman of an Okada Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He
cannot come and die na ). FOOLISHNESS :- Is
taking a #5,000 cab to watch a
film of #1,000 at Eko Hotel...( Abegiii! Why you no
fit wait for the pirated copy now ). LOVE :- Is
buying suya for your girlfriend while you eat only the onions with tears rushing from
your eye ( You love her abi Hunger never deal
with you ). MADNESS :- Is when a lady flirts with a
Rich HIV/
AIDS victim so as to get money to buy BRAZILLIAN
HAIR ( Hmmm....Life don tire you abi ). DIRTINESS :- Is when Cockroach, Rat, Ant, Spider
becomes your Roommates and you say '' God
created them for a purpose '' ( Na lie! Na money
wey you go use buy trap, insecticide no dey ).