A teacher in New York asked her 6th grade class how many of her studentswere McCain fans,   Not really knowing what a McCain fan was, but wanting to be  liked bytheteacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little  Johnny.  The teacher asked Little Johnny why he decided to be different, again.  Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a McCain fan.'     The teacher said, 'Why aren't you a McCain fan?'   Johnny said, 'Because I'm a  Democrat.'  The teacher then asked Johnny why he was a Democrat.   Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Democrat and my Dad's  aDemocrat, so I'm a  Democrat.'   The teacher asks, 'If your Mom was a slowpoke, and your Dad was an idiot,whatwould that make you?'   With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, 'That would make me a McCainfan.' 

I always liked Little Johnny.

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