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? by chuxyz(m): 4:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
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Re: ? by Nobody: 6:47pm On Jul 31, 2014
chuxyz: Nairalanders share your failed copycat experience. Share a time where copy-copy or the "warri no deh carry last attitude" put or wan put you for trouble. I have lota experience but let me share these few ones.

1. I had a roomate back then in school who suddenly became what i call "the lady's boy" when he started gyming(body building). Even though i was more handsome than him, i became almost negligible whenever i'm with him in midst of ladies. I come vex come go begin deh gym my own cos warri no deh carry last - patapata na draw. My brothers, no be person tell me make i stop after two months of gyming cos instead of developing muscles like my friend i was developing ribs.

2. I go swimming with my guys for school. Me and my guys deh dey groove for 4feet part of the pool. See as all man deh trip for wan babe not only cos she fine but this babe just deh groove 9feet like fish. And me, being one of those guys wey no believe say babe suppose pass am for anything, na ihn i mumuishly think say swimming na to just dive inside water deh shake hand and leg anyhow you like. Oboy, as i jump eh, i begin deh find myself inside the pool. Thank God say rescuers deh there else una for no deh hear this story now. No be small cry i cry dat day. My face con swell, eye con deh red like who drink ogogoro. See as babes laugh me scatter that day. Shame catch me no be small. For one month i no gree come out make i for no jam those babes for road.
and this got me rolling on the floor. Op you funny die. Following...
Re: ? by Tia1man: 7:10pm On Jul 31, 2014
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