I was to be interviewed by the headteacher Mr. Irhideomhen Akabong Akpororo Wale, with wordz nd opposite, And d followng conversation ensued.

TEACHER-anytin i say u say d opposite, ok?
ME-ok,
TEACHER-good
ME-bad
TEACHER-fat
ME- Thin
TEACHER-fine
ME-fresh
TEACHER- NO! u r wrng
ME-yes i am right TEACHER-ur ansa was wrng
ME-my question was rite
TEACHER-shut up
ME- keep talking TEACHER-oh my God!
ME-oh our devil
TEACHER-getout at once
ME-get in twice
TEACHER- I said get ur fcukNg ass out
ME- I said bring ur fckng kpekus in






, and that was aw i repeated pry 6.



i was given 24lashes.





I fainted and fell in2 coma,

okay

yawns

watch that cockroach

watch that cockroach

mikuz:

watch that cockroach

mikuz:

watch that cockroach

its got 2 cm twice ryt?

mstcheew

e don pain am
hehehehehhee

yeah Dyt,
it almost made its way into your mouth if not for my timely intervention.

ehen na,
datz exactly the reason i dnt post jokes

buhahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
Dani pls stop cryin
u c i jst laughed

u r laffing at my stupidity. .yikes

pls lock d thread, dyt.

well
i didnt say dat
let me ask mikuz if its true

mikuz
cm n hear ooo

Dani so for your mind you don post joke?

dyt, u fall my handz

mikuz, i gree get mind? Wait oh, aff u eva posted a joke?? Talk less of opening a thread?

oh my
Dani. . . . . . . . . . . .

so am nw urz?? Instead of u to sympathize wt me for failing an interview. .and repeating pry 6

Dyt do you have to say that in a sexy tone?
You wan cause trouble?

what a joke! recycled!
but a lil funny!

switchgirl, say God

Dani how old r u

dani s in in late 10s

mikuz cm closer, wanna whisper smth 2 u
*bites his ear*

^^^Awww! obviously!

dyt, handle mikuz with care ooo, he's a woman bra and pant wrapper!

Jesus!

oh Dyt that was a sexy bite.
Your teeth touched my earlope!
How nice!
Will you bite the second one?

u get 2 ears?

^ nt every1 s lyk u mr

mikuz ova ere

swtchicgirl
u were his ex?

yes oooo, it took prayers
and fasting to escape his terrible claws!
beware!

oh my gawd *in india accent*

btw
wat r u doin in mnepow boxers?

^^^^ playing guitar!

opens eyes n slams desk

u dont wanna go dere
dats mine


headin 2 d rm 2 go call his attention

^^^^ wat's urs?

mcnepow, his boxers or d guitar i'm playing?