there was a business man who alwis travels frequently. he was worried his wife who had a very high sex drive would cheat on him while he was away. so he went to a shop looking for a vibrator that would satisfy her in every way.

so he went to a shop that sold intimacy gadgets. he walked round the shop but nothing seemed to please him. as he was about to leave, the shop owner told him
"i have a kind of vibrator but i don't know if i should sell it to you"

the businessman answered "i am willing to pay u any amount. juz sell it to me"

" ok, i will give it to you free but u must knw the right way of using it. it is called the voodoo di*k. when u want to use it, juz call out voodoo di*k my *the place you want it to go* and when u want it to stop juz say voodoo di*k stop."

knowing that his wife will be satisfied with this, he took it home n wrapped it nicely and gave it to his wife as a present.

the next day, the businessman left the country for another business trip. that evening the wife had an urge to have sex, she remembered the voodoo di*k her husband got for her.

she opened the box and call out "voodoo di*k my pus**"
it jumped out of the box n started its duty. the wife was enjoying herslef and after a few orgasms, she wanted to stop.
but the businessman forgot to tell her the words to stop it.

so she got in the car with the voodoo di*k still in her and drove to the hospital hoping the doctors would knw what to do. as she was driving she had another orgasm and she drove dangerously.

a policeman stopped her and asked her why were you driving dangerously? she replied "i have a voodoo di*k in me"

the policeman answered " voodoo di*k my ass"

voodoo privates! jaazzyj's pee pee hole!!

richo be nuts

scopium the police man

Scopi but i gave u the manual,,, or do u intend to punish Jazzy.
ROTFLMAO

Jazz,why Scopy come arrange voodoo sumpn 4 u nah?E get as e dey do u.

I no go fit self.

I no go fit self.

@ jokes
vodooooo d*ck Jazzy a$$

haaaah
but scopys lollipop is so nice compared to the voodoo prick

Nice. . . . . . .now that's one way to lift a "curse"

for ur small mind u don sabi love

;d

probably

It aint probably. Its definitely

precisely.

i dey pity the cop

[size=13pt]The cop snooped like Ituen. That's what happens when poke their nose into other people's biz[/size]

yea yea yea
agreed

what a a a a a a a a a a a a a , . . . . . _{what did i jst do}

[size=13pt]I wanna know too[/size]