At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue.

While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said 'I notice you buy a lot of candles, what do you do with the candle drippings?'

'Good question' noted the Rabbi.
'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every
Now and then they send us a free box of candles.'
'Oh' replied the auditor,
Somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on
He went, in his obnoxious way:

'What about all these bread-wafer
Purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?'
'Ah, yes' replied the Rabbi,
Realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable
Question.
'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every
Now and then they send us a free box of bread wafers.'
'I see' replied the
Auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all
Rabbi.

'Well, Rabbi' he went on, 'what do you do with all the leftover
Foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?'
'Here, too, we do not waste'
Answered the Rabbi.
'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to
The Tax Office,
And about once a year they send us a complete prick.'

funny.

KunleOshob:

'Here, too, we do not waste'
Answered the Rabbi.
'What we do is save all the foreskins and send them to
The Tax Office,
And about once a year they send us a complete prick.'

wondered how it would have being possible lol

lol, funny joke and i like it.

ya,he had it coming

Chai, chineke lee! Abeg, poster, do you have a picture of the prick?

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?" she asks, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors," he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily.

"Gold of course," says the man proudly.

The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you "came" second for a change!"

A candle prick with wax cum. nice.

What will happen if the husband wears bronze?

what every man needs: you guys can place your orders on this thread we have a special promo going on now

A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most
unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black
hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind
the first. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pitbull
terrier on a leash. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single
file.
To the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now
is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this
with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when
the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
"Can I borrow the dog?"
"Join the queue."

ha!!

naa dat is mean!!

@KunleOshob
O boy! I need that remote control. Send me order info.

very nice jokes

Disease. Na waa to you ohhh

*lols hard, falls off a chair and breaks neck*

Ma pikin. you're underage. Please go to sleep before Mama Ngozi go catch you. . .

Nice

clemcykul:

*lols hard, falls off a chair and breaks neck*

How is ya broken neck

@ gab
yhu yhu yhu yhu disgracd mi., who bi ya pikin sef

@KunleOshob
omo i need dat remote, can u send it to me, i leave in madagascar very close to ur house.

Iro, Fadagascar

dani1luv:

@ gab
yhu yhu yhu yhu disgracd mi., who bi ya pikin sef

You are 1 year younger than me therefore you be ma pikin

sylve11:

@KunleOshob
omo i need that remote, can u send it to me, i leave in madagascar very close to ur house.

No you cant have it cause you be ma 2nd pikin. . . Amadioha will strike you sharp sharp remember that.

LMAO

seriously men i ned dat remote

That remote is MINE! End of story. Ok people, go to bed and dream of moi

THeif na yhu make am, abi na da poster

The poster gave it to me for ma birthday present. . . U jelous abi?

none for you. Its illegal 

gabrywyl:

The poster gave it to me for ma birthday present. . . U jelous abi?

I would never do such a thing, the remote is strictly for men. putting it in any woman's man would be very dangerous imagine what would happen if the technology is reversed and used to control men