CONVERSATION BTW EBOLA AND AIDS

Ebola on sighting Aids coming closer excitedly offered him a handshake.
Aids ; (avoiding his hands)Ah ah ah abeg abeg not today.
Ebola ; Hahahaha Wetin nah, you nah my man nah
Aids; Hmm no be me and you oh, I carry aids you wan make I put Ebola join, u just come
everybody they fear you like death, wia u get ur
own from.
EBOLA: Ha ha ha, I been tell u that tym naa, say
make u wait ,make u neva commot, u no gree,
u rush come out, e no tey doctors tidy u put for corner, shey no be the patient dog, dey eat fatest bone.
AIDS: na wahoo, everybody dey fear oo, no body
dey near person wey u catch oo, but me, if i
catch someone, no one go send, people go dey
even chop wit am, hug am, even 'sleep' with am
sef, without issue.
EBOLA: Bros Na only me waka come, u know native doctor
wey do ds juju for me? I dey pursue somebody
sef even if im don die...u no fit carry person wey
I kill from state to state like dat oo.
Y you think say I first enta Africa... If oyibo like make them close boarder Na dia I'm go sweet pass.
AIDS: Even hospital sef dey fear u oo, if dem
carry ur victim come hospital, d hospital don
close be that, bt me, everybody go dey go
normally like say i no dey dia sef.
Ebola: Bros, no be me do u oooooo,
Aids; all this virus we're sharing , make form team go visit 9ja politicians , enta sambisa .
Ebola ; Lols you make sense..... Buh make I flex my time shaa.

#lame

Hahahahha so funny, abeg make them go visit our politicians