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Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 1:50am On Oct 17, 2008
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


******


Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.



******


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?



******


Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by dreday(m): 1:55am On Oct 17, 2008
gabrywyl:

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Sure you didn't mean to write poems from a husband to a wife?
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by ituen(m): 1:57am On Oct 17, 2008
Me, i no see this poem oh
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 2:00am On Oct 17, 2008
dreday:


Sure you didn't mean to write poems from a husband to a wife?

NOPE! cool
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by dreday(m): 2:02am On Oct 17, 2008
Denial was too vehement.Definitely from husband to wife
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 2:21am On Oct 17, 2008
na ahhhh. . . . . . angry
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Baxilexi(m): 9:26am On Oct 17, 2008
gaby na wa for your nursery school oo,
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 9:30am On Oct 17, 2008
Why you call this nursery school?
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by romsky: 9:40am On Oct 17, 2008
Gabry is it true dat wen u wia a kid
u were taken to d church
and wen d priest asked all 2 drop dia problems on d altar
u wia dumped ryt bsyd d pew cool
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 9:42am On Oct 17, 2008
undecided
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by romsky: 9:49am On Oct 17, 2008
well considering d fact dat ur childhood yrs was so long ago u cld av 4gotten
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 9:56am On Oct 17, 2008
I dont really have a childhood when I was young. sad
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by tytylayor: 9:57am On Oct 17, 2008
the topic is supposed to be "poems from Gaby to Ituen"
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 9:58am On Oct 17, 2008
na waaa ohhhh. . . Tufiakwa!
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by clemcykul(f): 9:59am On Oct 17, 2008
*reads poems and grins*

tyte one wink
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by romsky: 10:00am On Oct 17, 2008
i feel u Gabry
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 4:14pm On Oct 17, 2008
On the poem?
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by tytylayor: 4:51pm On Oct 17, 2008
both
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 7:35pm On Oct 17, 2008
tytylayor:

the topic is supposed to be "poems from Gaby to Ituen"

Abi o
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by bydot1(m): 8:06pm On Oct 17, 2008
;d ;d
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:15pm On Oct 17, 2008
C'mon, show us ur teeth smiley
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by dreday(m): 10:06pm On Oct 17, 2008
As the teeth no white,how him 4 do now? grin grin
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by MrInfo1(m): 10:18pm On Oct 17, 2008
Stop embarrassing him na undecided
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 6:57am On Oct 18, 2008
too late. He's already been embarrass
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Baxilexi(m): 7:06am On Oct 18, 2008
huh??
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:08am On Oct 18, 2008
whats wrong Rabbit?
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Baxilexi(m): 7:14am On Oct 18, 2008
whos embarassed ? and you dont know how to recite twinkle twinkle little star. angry your giving all of us that went to dsame nursery school a bad name.
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:19am On Oct 18, 2008
Yes I can recite it ohh. . . Here, listen. .

Twinky Twinky Blabla Star
How I wish you wear no bra
Up your armpit filled with hair
Cause U dont wear Underwear
Twinky Twinky Smelly Star
Ask that Donkey who you are. . . grin
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Baxilexi(m): 7:23am On Oct 18, 2008
hahahahahaha grin

lmbao.

i'll certainly report you to mrs abunaya.
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:27am On Oct 18, 2008
Who be Abunaya?
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Baxilexi(m): 7:35am On Oct 18, 2008
so you were practicing truancy in nursery sch, eh? i'll tell you mummy. and dont even think of begging me o. i only collect bribe

our poem teacher
Re: Poems From A Wife To A Husband. . . . . by Gabry(f): 7:40am On Oct 18, 2008
Tell my mom? LOL grin Go ahead ohh. Im not scared. In my entire life, my parents let me do whatever I want to do ohh cool

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