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Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 4:41pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
She takes her clothes off and walks towards him... BF: Put your clothes back on dear GF: why dear BF: nothing, just put it back on. (stands up to help her put her dress on) GF: (grabs him and whispers in a near shout) u dont love me, right? BF: I love you and thats why i'm gonna wait for the right time... GF: so, this is not the right time? BF: No GF: (scoffs) when then? ur just doing this cos you don't love me. BF: when you have your clothes on, I see right inside of you and the beauty i found there in, is this reason i am so in love with you... (GF eyes lights up as she zips up her dress again) BF: HUGS GF: and whispers and said the right time will be our wedding night GF: ( screams in delight ) I Love you honey.. so so much! DO SUCH GUY EXIST 2 Likes |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by chibanj(m): 5:32pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
Gerrout... are you a learner?? 3 Likes |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by owunnegodswill(m): 5:45pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
Chibanj dont mind the idiot.fun! Fum! Fum! Mumu de smell here sef. |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 5:51pm On Aug 05, 2014 |
lol...chaiii...guys dey vex oooo..hehehehehe |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 9:50pm On Aug 09, 2014 |
D First it was HIV/Aids(Human Immunodeficiency Virus/Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome),Many were reported dead,we were even told to fold our hands and watch without doing anything during times of "Acquired and Abject Konji", yet we're still here alive and healthy. Secondly it was SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome ). Many were reported dead. We are still here. Then came Bird flu . Many people and animals were reported dead, we were even told to stop eating both native and agric fowl(broilers) even when we got tired of eating ice fish. We still dey kan kpe. They came with Lassa Fever. Many were said to have died |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by Nobody: 4:46am On Aug 10, 2014 |
no.... maybe.... i dont think so |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 3:20pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
Facts about life 1.The whitest man on earth still have a black shadow 2.No mechanic can repair breaking news 3.No matter how tall you are,you can never see tommorow 4.Even if you have millions of cars,you still have to walk to your bedroom 5.You,being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish 6.The strongest man on earth can never carry a Mansion 7.The smartest Assasin on earth can never kill Water 8.No matter how smart a police is,he can never catch the air 9.No matter how mighty a man is,he can never be wise as King Solomon 10.Going to Church or Mosque doesn't makes you a good Christian or Muslim No matter how powerful and dreadful # EBOLAis,we wont be infected 2 Likes |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 6:33pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
1. Between INDOMIE and MACARONI.. which one dey sweet pass 2. Between CHINA PHONE and BLACKBERRY.. Which one dey sell pass 3. Between JACKIE CHAN and JET LI..who dey fight pass 4. Between Nigeria POLICE and GIRLS..who like money pass 5. Between H.I.V-AIDS and EBOLA ..which one deadly pass 6. Between WIFE and MOTHER.. Who owns the man AND FINALLY 7. Between ME that post this and YOU that read it..who no get work pass?? |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by englishmart(m): 10:46pm On Aug 11, 2014 |
Ferano. Can you do justice here? 1 Like |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 9:00am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Abi you don forget ?? today na STUPID QUESTIONS DAY !!! So ask any stupid question.. But i will ask mine first before u do.. 1: Who sang skelewu by Davido?? . 2:how much is that 10 naira satchet water? 3:what is H2O formular of water?? 4:which country hosted d brazil 2014 world cup? 5:Chukwu, abeg, is ur sister a girl? 6:pls, r u people on facebook? Gimme ur usernames & lemme add u. Drop yours and lets see the funniest, dnt stop the fun |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 12:39pm On Aug 17, 2014 |
SON: Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl! FATHER : That's great son. Who is she? SON : It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter FATHER : Ohhh! I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell you something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister. The boy naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later SON: Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter! FATHER: That's great son. Who is she? SON: It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter. FATHER: Ohhhh! I wish you hadn't said that. Angela is also your sister. This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother: SON: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but, I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!The mother hugs him affectionately MOTHER: My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He isn't your father." |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 4:07pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
There was a girl who was hated so much by her class mates because she had body odor and was from a very poor home. Whenever she wants to play with other girls, they walk away from her and abuse her. Because of this, her class teacher decided to sponsor her as one of the students to represent the school in a quiz competition. The girl was so brilliant that after the competition, the state government decided to send her and 2 other girls abroad to continue their education and all her class mates that hated her now wishing they didn't treat her bad. This is how God works, he uses your problems to make way for you. Now, Read This Line: 1). May God move you from Zero to Hero. 2). Those that laugh at you today will come back to rejoice with you tomorrow. 1 Like |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by Nobody: 4:35pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
mayorsterling you no get work na only you waka come? |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
Ladystewie: mayorsterling omo no vex ooo...i no mind if u go give me work sha |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 7:05am On Sep 04, 2014 |
SOCIAL ADVICE FOR GUYS I'm sure some girls won't like me on this but...The truth must be revealed! »When You message a girl once or twice and she doesn't reply, don't message her again... She's not the only girl on your list, try someone else. »Don't "woo" every skirt on your list...You don't have to be a male LovePeddler. Not every girl is meant to be your girlfriend... When you ask a girl out and she says "NO", you already lose your self-esteem and respect to her. »Improve your self esteem, don't hope on every post made by a girl to like or comment... Sometimes you have to just let it go. »You don't have to compliment every picture a girl posts. If its not beautiful, don't tell her its beautiful... Perhaps, she already knew it was good before she uploaded it... Believe me, a harsh comment makes more meaning to a girl than hundreds of nice comments. »STOP POSTING BULLSHITS LIKE "thanks for the add"...or "thanks for the request" on every girl's timeline, its pure nonsense! Even if u feel lyk doing dis u can msg her »Never tag a girl to an ugly picture... In fact don't tag any girl you don't have a regular chat with. »If a girl doesn't reply your messages, never comments on or like your status...then what's she doing on your list? Maybe you want to tell me you need friends... »When a girl uploads a picture or a post and she already has about 20 comments complimenting the post, then what's the need of complimenting it too..? She already has all the compliments now, just like the post and move on! >>FINALLY, Prove to girls that you don't need them, and they'll start loving you. Stop being Social Slave to girls, have someself respect for yourself. Remember, its not girls that will dig your grave when you die, its your fellow guys. Think wisely 2 Likes |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 11:17pm On Sep 11, 2014 |
A man 4got to zip up his trouser,so a lady told him politely,sir,ur garage is open. The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and asked, Did u see my BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside? . The lady smiled back and said no, just one small KEKE- NAPEP with two Flat tyres ------ |
Re: Does Guys Lik Diz Still Exist by mayorsterling: 10:34pm On Sep 15, 2014 |
1. If your Girlfriend come to your house and join you in drinking garri, marry her. 2. If you take her to a restaurant and she picked gala/ pure-water instead of expensive meals, She is understanding 3. If she sees someone with Bugatti but decided to follow you with keke, my brother na your bone be that. 4. She come to your house and washed even your brothers and sisters clothes, marry her fast. 5. You gave her 50K for shopping but she went for # okirika and bring back 45K to you, marry her because she read economics. 6. She will call you everyday and ask if you need recharge card, brother claim her oh. 7. If the girl used to give you her money every week, She loves you 8. If both of you enter bus she will pay, That is a good sign 9. You give her 100k for brazillian hear,and she made rubber and thread of 200naira,and return ur balance,bros,ma ri her o 10. Whenever the girl is eating with you and she's eating only bone while you eat meat, marry her. Am sure the ladies will love this!!! |
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