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Chinese Products Don't Last by Nobody: 10:37pm On Nov 04, 2010
There was a Zambian girl who got married to a Chinese man, after two months in the new marriage she got pregnant and duly bore a baby girl who died; the Aunt at the funeral came crying.`

I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT,`I KNEW IT!
Close relatives got curious, took the Aunt on the side and in a quest to establish what she knew. Then she said loudly,

I KNEW IT, THAT CHINESE PRODUCTS DON'T LAST!!!!!!
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by kpokpoti(m): 10:54pm On Nov 04, 2010
u try smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by opabukun(m): 11:52pm On Nov 04, 2010
even dem spaerm?
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 3:40am On Nov 05, 2010
Where is the joke?
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Nobody: 9:34am On Nov 05, 2010
^^^ The joke is that you are still alive, when you should have longed hanged your s-tupid self.

Are you pretending to be d-u-m-b or you are naturally re- tarded?
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 9:55am On Nov 05, 2010
You're idle

I dont have your time
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Nobody: 10:55am On Nov 05, 2010
you this Nigerian with a CHINESE BRAIN
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 12:41pm On Nov 05, 2010
Stop talking nonsense we have politicians for that.
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by lysaa(f): 1:08pm On Nov 05, 2010
hehehe. Chinese products and brains.

Come to think of it, Chinese brains are actively creative. .they create near-authentic 99.9% times tho.
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by clemcykul(f): 1:44pm On Nov 05, 2010
sport on, unlike the Nigerian Aba made brain
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by deniyor: 9:46pm On Nov 05, 2010
Studio and others like you (efe, Element etc), if you don't like other people's jokes, or they are recycled or for whatever reason, you don't hv anything sensible to say, then
SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP!!! angry
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Okijajuju1(m): 9:58pm On Nov 05, 2010
See problem o!!

I think say freedom of speech dey rain for Nairaland?!

Abeg this joke is so recycled that it is no longer funny. The darn joke is all over facebook, Tweeter, BlackBerry Msger & on over ten threads on Nairaland.

Anybody wey my comment dey pain, make ehn hug barb-wire. angry
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Nobody: 11:22pm On Nov 05, 2010
deniyor:

Studio and others like you (efe, Element etc), if you don't like other people's jokes, or they are recycled or for whatever reason, you don't hv anything sensible to say, then
SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP!!! angry

Thank you oh! They need someone to keep shouting it loud to their face to shhut the F-U-C-K UP if they have nothing to say.

Until the day they receive a punch in their plastic face maybe they will start behaving right.


Okija_juju:

See problem o!!

I think say freedom of speech dey rain for Nairaland?!

Abeg this joke is so recycled that it is no longer funny. The darn joke is all over facebook, Tweeter, BlackBerry Msger & on over ten threads on Nairaland.

Anybody wey my comment dey pain, make ehn hug barb-wire. angry

The barb wire wey you hug wey burst your brain shey?

You sound just exactly like a broken calabash
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by bashydemy(m): 1:03am On Nov 06, 2010
Finally you you pirate my joke
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Nobody: 12:16pm On Nov 06, 2010
bashy_demy:

Finally you you pirate my joke

Who dash you joke?

Oh sorry! i forgot you are the zimbian woman.
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 12:33pm On Nov 06, 2010
Make the two of una wey just mentioned my name should go jump off a cliff - i no send.

Dry joke'
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by bashydemy(m): 12:36pm On Nov 06, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Nov 06, 2010
dry joke? err weldone poster  . , .e no easy to post crap sha
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 12:48pm On Nov 06, 2010
Na the only thing your tiny brain fit come up with be that?
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Migines(m): 3:40pm On Nov 06, 2010
Damn! Miss nairaland
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by angelz(f): 9:01pm On Nov 06, 2010
pple shud learn to take criticism seriously and lightly.
@talknafree, u are too hard on studio, l kno he can be naughty,
but that's y it is a joke,am sure he's jus bin funny.
de joke is ok
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 9:08pm On Nov 06, 2010
The guy get hot temper no be small

But i no send am
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Okijajuju1(m): 9:13pm On Nov 06, 2010
talknafree:

The barb wire wey you hug wey burst your brain shey?

You sound just exactly like a broken calabash

Malu!! I no blame you, na your user name dey affect you. Because you think say talk na free na ehn make you go came dey post nonsense for here dey expect us to laugh. The only thing wey funny for your post na your behaivior.

As bros talk, we don free you with your mad cow disease.
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 9:24pm On Nov 06, 2010
Is talknafree his baptism name?
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by bashydemy(m): 9:25pm On Nov 06, 2010
yes
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 9:29pm On Nov 06, 2010
Since u know the boy/man/hermaphrodite reach house, advice am to go do change of name to Mr Pri.ck


lol
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by bashydemy(m): 9:41pm On Nov 06, 2010
Studio no let this guy swear for you oooo
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by Okijajuju1(m): 11:03pm On Nov 06, 2010
Ehn swear no fit boil beans!! angry

If I swear for am, na withlow go do ehn hand wey ehn use dey type nonsense joke for Nairaland.
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by bashydemy(m): 11:44pm On Nov 06, 2010
Kai Okija juju i no doubt am at all atleast your name should testify to what you can do
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 12:58am On Nov 07, 2010
Hehehehe

Na dia eye go sharpen when e don dey harpen

But no shaking - nothing dey happen
Nobody wan die but dem wan go heaven
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by bashydemy(m): 5:18am On Nov 07, 2010
When you turn to Idibia? I hope your not into Piracy,
Re: Chinese Products Don't Last by StudioCFR(m): 7:29am On Nov 07, 2010
Over talent dey worry me

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