Okay! Here is the deal, we have had the TEN FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS ABOUT WOMEN.So i think its only fair if we had a counter thread about the MEN.

Men, Don't get excited yet...
Some facts is gon hit u.LOL.

1.Ladies, Don’t ask men for fashion advice. It isn’t going to happen.

2.A woman speaks about 7,000 words a day; a man speaks about 2,000.(Though some aproko men renders this fact not entirely true).Lol.

3.If it’s attention that you want,Don't expect it or get in a relationship with a man during playoff season.(Sports on TV is life for some men).

4.Breathing like a normal person while sleeping seems like no biggie to women...You can shake down a small village with that roar of snoring from MOST men

5.Most Men would rather take a bullet than pick up tampons or sanitary pads at the grocery store.(*Lips sealed*)

6.Getting a man organized is like herding a cat or pushing a rope uphill.
For Instance:Most men have a disease.It’s called open-cupboard-itis. It can also be commonly referred to as open-drawer-itis. Even when dealt with swiftly, this contagious disease re-occurs over and over again.

7.Crying in front of a man, is technically blackmail. Use sparingly and only in an emergency. Be prepared to look like a hot mess for it to truly be effective.(Secret exposed).

8.Most/Some men own only three to five pairs of shoes. Ladies? Countless.

9.If you shake your groove thing in front of a man, you’re pretty much guaranteed to have anything you want.(Ladies,u know what i mean *winks*)

10.Don’t ask them what they’re thinking.some Men can think about nothing for hours.

Bonuses
**All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship" These seven words can strike fear in the heart of even shekau the BH leader.
**Women get over their ex much easier than men,don't be fooled by their acts.
**Most Men roll their eyes at words like ”commitment" and/or "Marriage".

You can add yours...

Women d great, men i salute

All Men are programmed to check out women.

Funny? Yes.



True? I don't think so....
Number 1 is sooo untrue! Men give ladies the best fashion advice, trust me. Hehehe

Youngsage: Funny? Yes.



True? I don't think so....
Number 1 is sooo untrue! Men give ladies the best fashion advice, trust me. Hehehe

Lol. not for me though.If a lady ask me whether a dress fits,i simply nod in affirmation...That is for whichever dress she comes forth with.

men love sex than food

moscobabs: men love sex than food

LoL.Dont blame the man,blame the piss tool.

unfaithful men have lower IQ (According to a scientific study)
Men spend almost a year of their lives staring at women, a survey found.
Men lie 6 times a day, twice as often as women.
Men were the first to wear high heels around the 1600s.