What you are about to read I personally think couldn't be any more true about women and their funny charaterism.

1.Women never have anything to wear.Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet;You just don't understand!

2.Women do NOT want an honest opinion to the question, 'How do I look?'.Am sure you are definitely not ready for the repercussions of your honest opinion.

3.If a man goes on a seven day trip,he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman goes on a five day trip,she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

4.Women can't keep secrets.They eat away at them from inside.And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.

5.The word "woman" is believed to have derived from the middle English term "wyfman" broken down simply as the wife(wyf) of man.

6.Seventy percent of women would rather have chocolate than sex. LoL.

7.The most embarrassing thing for a woman is to find another woman wearing the same dress at a formal event.(Hmmm).

8.In almost every country worldwide,the life expectancy for women is higher than for men. (Not funny atall)

9.When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first,pants come second. Men work it vice versa.

10.Women spend Seven to ten years of their life-time looking at the mirror. Men spend only two years doing same.

Okay! Here are two bonuses off the top.LoL...
*When you tell a woman the truth,she thinks you are lying. When you you are lying,she thinks you are telling the truth.
*Men, You can never win an argument against a woman,i repeat, you can never ever ever win.You'll hurt her feelings When(if) it seems you are winning.

Abeg feel free to add yours.

@6 - Chocolate for real? Hmmm, How about using it to seduce them then.

11. Women can GOSSIP.

No 7 IS SO TRUE . I don't know if it's like that for others but I somehow feels embarrassed but then I think it's childish to feel that way because anybody can go to market and buy anything just as I did and if a woman don't want to see another woman wearing the same clothe she wore to a function she has three options which is: is either you make your own dress and do the design too, or you choose to buy and wear OKIRIKA or don't wear anything at all. But u can't stop others from buying that same clothe from the market.

women FART much more than men........talking from personal experience

shikshark: women FART much more than men........talking from personal experience

And u still buy gas? for cooking?

Jennydoris: No 7 IS SO TRUE . I don't know if it's like that for others but I somehow feels embarrassed but then I think it's childish to feel that way because anybody can go to market and buy anything just as I did and if a woman don't want to see another woman wearing the same clothe she wore to a function she has three options which is: is either you make your own dress and do the design too, or you choose to buy and wear OKIRIKA or don't wear anything at all. But u can't stop others from buying that same clothe from the market.

Lol. it seems okrika is the best around here.

Women can form! (Alakada)

*puts on a spectacle and checks if its a female who really said this

icebebe: Women can form!

Unibenstudent: *puts on a spectacle and checks if its a female who really said this

hope u are convinced nw

No.3 is soo true cuz I dress according to my mood...and it changes sporadically

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Djicemob: Lol. it seems okrika is the best around here.

Same here. It's feel more lovely to find out that you're the only one wearing that particular dress.

space..... Ok, let me comment...

women after visiting their girlfriend for weeks can return home, call the same friend and talk for three hours.

Women can devour a large bowl of rice when they are alone, as opposed to the act they put up that they eat too little, when men are around.
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Now lemme read it

hmnn

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Me: Babe I need you to help me buy toothpaste from the supermarket
Nigerian Girl: Can I use your ATM?

And they always nag.

Lol. So true. Got me

brb