LAGOS, NIGERIA – While America is busy
injecting defenseless rats with the Ebola
virus to systematically extract antibodies
that can maybe “cure” Ebola. A group of
extraordinary Africans have come together
to find a more humane and effective cure for
the disease.
Sources confirm that this potential cure does
not involve harming rats, monkeys or any
sort of animal and neither was it created in
any fancy or expensive African research
University or Hospital (that is if they even
exist). These brilliant scientists…I mean
pastors gathered inside Africa’s most
lavishly equipped and weekly funded
medical research facility … the Nigerian
church … where several other cures have
been discovered in the past couple of years.
Including the cure for Aids, the cure for
Cancer, the cure for Poverty and even the
cure for Boko Haram just ask Pastor T.B.
Joshua!
So while America is still playing around with
rats, these Nigerian pastors are hard at
work trying to find a permanent Human
solution for Ebola….and they are close!
Their proposed cure unofficially called
Annointing-Oil-Z has significant
advantages over the recent American Z-
mapp serum used recently on 2 American
health workers. For starters it does not need
to be administered intravenously … it can be
administered with a simple push I mean
touch of oil to the forehead. Another
advantage is that the oil is not temperature
sensitive. Unlike the Z-mappT serum that
has to be kept at subzero temperature and
thawed out naturally, the Annointing-Oil-
ZTM has shown significant stability in both
low and high temperatures.
With just a few scriptures and Annointing-
Oil-Z patients who had the Ebola fever or
Malaria fever or any kind of fever for that
matter … instantly showed a dramatic
improvement in their condition. Data is
inconclusive at the moment on the full
potential of the drug and whether it can
be commercialized in the near future.
However, the initial results are promising.
And as more and more pastors from top
Nigerian religious institutions come together
to tackle this disease, the chances of a
commercial solution rise even higher.
What is most interesting about this cure is
that it is 100% crowd funded by thousands
of worshipers every week. In addition to
that, the Government gives significant tax
breaks to these religious research facilities
to encourage their research work.
“Without the Government tax breaks we
would struggle to maintain our research
facilities and also struggle to expand our
health and healing ministries,” said Nigerian
Clergyman Titus Theophilus, who explained
that the Government tax breaks plays a
significant role in ensuring that the ministry
is well funded. “Thanks to them (The
Government) we are able to get our
message across to other parts of West
Africa and have even been able to purchase
a private jet for our head Pastor in case he
needs to meet with other top researchers
from across the world.”
So while the American Government is busy
spending millions of dollars to build top
University/Hospital research facilities and
killing rats and monkeys in the process. The
Nigerian Governments are instead
busy investing in a much humane and
arguably better solution which does not put
a burden on their tax payers. A solution that
is powered by weekly crowd funded tithes
with additional but indirect
support via Government tax breaks.
At the end of the day the Nigerian solution is
brilliant as it does not put any pressure on
the Nigerian Government to address
consistent University strike issues or even
Hospital strike issues. I mean who needs
fully functional medical facilities and top
notch University building when your country
has some of the largest and most expensive
churches in the world.
At this rate, a permanent end to Ebola might
just be around the corner and it will shock
the world to know that the
solution Annointing-Oil-Z was made in
Nigeria!...


culled from-ofilispeaks.com

Funny

this must be Okechukwu Ofili.

adisa204: LAGOS, NIGERIA – While America is busy
injecting defenseless rats with the Ebola
virus to systematically extract antibodies
that can maybe “cure” Ebola. A group of
extraordinary Africans have come together
to find a more humane and effective cure for
the disease.
Sources confirm that this potential cure does
not involve harming rats, monkeys or any
sort of animal and neither was it created in
any fancy or expensive African research
University or Hospital (that is if they even
exist). These brilliant scientists…I mean
pastors gathered inside Africa’s most
lavishly equipped and weekly funded
medical research facility … the Nigerian
church … where several other cures have
been discovered in the past couple of years.
Including the cure for Aids, the cure for
Cancer, the cure for Poverty and even the
cure for Boko Haram just ask Pastor T.B.
Joshua!
So while America is still playing around with
rats, these Nigerian pastors are hard at
work trying to find a permanent Human
solution for Ebola….and they are close!
Their proposed cure unofficially called
Annointing-Oil-Z has significant
advantages over the recent American Z-
mapp serum used recently on 2 American
health workers. For starters it does not need
to be administered intravenously … it can be
administered with a simple push I mean
touch of oil to the forehead. Another
advantage is that the oil is not temperature
sensitive. Unlike the Z-mappT serum that
has to be kept at subzero temperature and
thawed out naturally, the Annointing-Oil-
ZTM has shown significant stability in both
low and high temperatures.
With just a few scriptures and Annointing-
Oil-Z patients who had the Ebola fever or
Malaria fever or any kind of fever for that
matter … instantly showed a dramatic
improvement in their condition. Data is
inconclusive at the moment on the full
potential of the drug and whether it can
be commercialized in the near future.
However, the initial results are promising.
And as more and more pastors from top
Nigerian religious institutions come together
to tackle this disease, the chances of a
commercial solution rise even higher.
What is most interesting about this cure is
that it is 100% crowd funded by thousands
of worshipers every week. In addition to
that, the Government gives significant tax
breaks to these religious research facilities
to encourage their research work.
“Without the Government tax breaks we
would struggle to maintain our research
facilities and also struggle to expand our
health and healing ministries,” said Nigerian
Clergyman Titus Theophilus, who explained
that the Government tax breaks plays a
significant role in ensuring that the ministry
is well funded. “Thanks to them (The
Government) we are able to get our
message across to other parts of West
Africa and have even been able to purchase
a private jet for our head Pastor in case he
needs to meet with other top researchers
from across the world.”
So while the American Government is busy
spending millions of dollars to build top
University/Hospital research facilities and
killing rats and monkeys in the process. The
Nigerian Governments are instead
busy investing in a much humane and
arguably better solution which does not put
a burden on their tax payers. A solution that
is powered by weekly crowd funded tithes
with additional but indirect
support via Government tax breaks.
At the end of the day the Nigerian solution is
brilliant as it does not put any pressure on
the Nigerian Government to address
consistent University strike issues or even
Hospital strike issues. I mean who needs
fully functional medical facilities and top
notch University building when your country
has some of the largest and most expensive
churches in the world.
At this rate, a permanent end to Ebola might
just be around the corner and it will shock
the world to know that the
solution Annointing-Oil-Z was made in
Nigeria!...


culled from-ofilispeaks.com

lmao you dey mad...TB joshua don suffer for your hand lol

donnypool:


lmao you dey mad...TB joshua don suffer for your hand lol

yepa me I no call anybody name ohhhh