Came across this post by Ikechukwu Ofili. Thought l should share. Enjoy


Breaking Satirical News
– While America is busy injecting defenseless rats with the Ebola virus to systematically extract antibodies that can maybe “cure” Ebola. A group of extraordinary Africans have come together to find a more humane and effective cure for the disease.
Sources confirm that this potential cure does not involve harming
rats, monkeys or any sort of animal and neither was it created in
any fancy or expensive African research University or Hospital
(that is if they even exist). These brilliant scientists…I mean
pastors gathered inside Africa’s most lavishly equipped and
weekly funded medical research facility … the Nigerian church
… where several other cures have been discovered in the past
couple of years. Including the cure for Aids, the cure for Cancer,
the cure for Poverty and even the cure for Boko Haram just ask
Pastor T.B. Joshua!
So while America is still playing around with rats, these
Nigerian pastors are hard at work trying to find a permanent
Human solution for Ebola….and they are close!
Their proposed cure unofficially called Annointing-Oil-Z has
significant advantages over the recent American Z-mapp
serum used recently on 2 American health workers. For starters
it does not need to be administered intravenously … it can be
administered with a simple push I mean touch of oil to the
forehead. Another advantage is that the oil is not temperature
sensitive. Unlike the Z-mappT serum that has to be kept at
subzero temperature and thawed out naturally, the Annointing-
Oil-ZTM has shown significant stability in both low and high
temperatures.
With just a few scriptures and Annointing-Oil-Z patients who
had the Ebola fever or Malaria fever or any kind of fever for that
matter … instantly showed a dramatic improvement in their
condition. Data is inconclusive at the moment on the full
potential of the drug and whether it can be commercialized in the
near future. However, the initial results are promising. And as
more and more pastors from top Nigerian religious
institutions come together to tackle this disease, the chances of
a commercial solution rise even higher.
What is most interesting about this cure is that it is 100% crowd
funded by thousands of worshipers every week. In addition to
that, the Government gives significant tax breaks to these
religious research facilities to encourage their research work.
“Without the Government tax breaks we would struggle to
maintain our research facilities and also struggle to expand our
health and healing ministries,” said Nigerian Clergyman Titus
Theophilus, who explained that the Government tax breaks plays
a significant role in ensuring that the ministry is well funded.
“Thanks to them (The Government) we are able to get our
message across to other parts of West Africa and have
even been able to purchase a private jet for our head Pastor in
case he needs to meet with other top researchers from across
the world.”
So while the American Government is busy spending millions of
dollars to build top University/Hospital research facilities and
killing rats and monkeys in the process. The
Nigerian Governments are instead busy investing in a much
humane and arguably better solution which does not put a
burden on their tax payers. A solution that is powered by weekly
crowd funded tithes with additional but indirect
support via Government tax breaks.
At the end of the day the Nigerian solution is brilliant as it does
not put any pressure on the Nigerian Government to address
consistent University strike issues or even Hospital strike issues.
I mean who needs fully functional medical facilities and top
notch University building when your country has some of the
largest and most expensive churches in the world.
At this rate, a permanent end to Ebola might just be around the
corner and it will shock the world to know that the
solution Annointing-Oil-Z was made in Nigeria!
NOTE: No rats were harmed in the writing of this article.

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Arrant Nonsense!!!
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aweonline: Lol...hpe it works

lol..hoping so too

timsbee: Arrant Nonsense!!!
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what makes it so?..u cant just go about casting aspersions on someone's opinion without averring ur grounds