[center]Men Are Just Happier People[/center]

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never get pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Hell, you can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress: $5000.00. Tux rental: $100.00. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is not only appreciated by your friends, but practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier. Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Preparing weddings is fun, changing hair styles is fun. The fact is, women are more occupied than men, that doesn't make us unhappy. Men are so rapid that they are boring.

@ Leftee: thats not true

@ retro: way to go girl

it's kind@ funny tho but i don't think men are happier than women don't ask me to list cuzz mine will be longer than leftee's

sure dey are

cos dey dont born,
dey only do da thing and leave da rest for da woman to carry it
dey wanna do it all nite
but dey dont know da pain

so dey'll be happi

Moving to 'Jokes'

na wah for u oo seun

Are u guys kidding me how can men ever be happier than women? God that's some funny talk.

LOl u pretty christel,i like ur hair

eveseh, thanks

Na tyou be dis Christel (I call you  "Cristal"- you're all that and more  Abeg how I go fit apply now?

iice, thanks alot 4 ur encouragement. as a model i sure need that,
one luv
christel nyc

What a boring life for men. No change or excitement. BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

@christel,weocme
i like hairs,lol

i always promote peeps here, really like urs

@topic
no comment

@Christel
girl i love em shoes! nyc is a definite yes, i jus have to figure out when i can make it

@everybody
can we please get back to the topic?

@christel
i reserve my comment

ORACLE HI,
I DO NOT WANT U TO RESERVE UR COMMENTS. COME ON LET IT OUT,
SPREED D BENS, LAUGH,

TEEZY,
IT'S GOOD TO HEAR FROM U AGAIN. WHATS NEW?

IICE, THANKS 4 UR COMPLIMENTS ABOUT MY LONG LEGS ETC.
APPRECIATE IT.

***trying hard*** I'm sorry but the comments can't come out.