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The Gun by Baxilexi(m): 8:08am On Oct 18, 2008
One day a guy with premature ejaculation problems went to a doctor. The doctor said, "Whenever you feel the urge to ejaculate, startle yourself."

So he went out and bought a starter pistol.

Luckily, when he got home his wife was already naked in bed, ready for him, so they got in the 69 position and started in. Soon he felt the urge to shoot his load, so he fired the pistol.

The next day he went to the doctor. The doctor asked him how it went. He said, "Not too good. My wife bit off three inches of my privates, shit in my face, and

my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up."
Re: The Gun by Moyola(f): 8:18am On Oct 18, 2008
grin cheesy
Re: The Gun by Baxilexi(m): 8:21am On Oct 18, 2008
zainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! how re ya??
Re: The Gun by Moyola(f): 8:25am On Oct 18, 2008
smiley u?
Re: The Gun by Baxilexi(m): 8:42am On Oct 18, 2008
better, sleep gud or club gud??
Re: The Gun by Moyola(f): 9:17am On Oct 18, 2008
slept guud!!! wink
Re: The Gun by Baxilexi(m): 9:20am On Oct 18, 2008
okay! dream of me? just so you know i dreamt of chatin wid you this morning. smiley
Re: The Gun by Moyola(f): 9:39am On Oct 18, 2008
hehe. . .
Re: The Gun by Gabry(f): 9:41am On Oct 18, 2008
Na waaa ohh. . . Thats all you can say
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 10:10am On Oct 18, 2008
Shor, let them be na
Re: The Gun by Gabry(f): 10:12am On Oct 18, 2008
ok bobo
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 10:17am On Oct 18, 2008
Don't bobo me undecided
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 11:10am On Oct 18, 2008
Baxi you must really think I do not
visit here angry
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 11:14am On Oct 18, 2008
Heya, hippiyayo
Re: The Gun by Gabry(f): 11:15am On Oct 18, 2008
LOL grin
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 11:17am On Oct 18, 2008
infobaba:

Heya, hippiyayo
what does that mean?
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 11:19am On Oct 18, 2008
bushman language undecided
Re: The Gun by Gabry(f): 11:20am On Oct 18, 2008
Yes. . . Its good you know your roots grin
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 11:25am On Oct 18, 2008
infobaba:

bushman language undecided
but it wasn't directed at me was it?
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 11:27am On Oct 18, 2008
Figure it out undecided
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 11:30am On Oct 18, 2008
please do not confuse me angry
Re: The Gun by Gabry(f): 11:31am On Oct 18, 2008
He's always confusing everyone hia. . . . sigh. . . . sad
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 11:41am On Oct 18, 2008
he should not try it with me
Re: The Gun by Gabry(f): 11:43am On Oct 18, 2008
but he has already ohh.
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 11:48am On Oct 18, 2008
gabrywyl:

but he has already ohh.
lol cheesy he hasn't that was just a warning grin
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 11:49am On Oct 18, 2008
rokiatu:

he should not try it with me

Am in d kitchen cookn confusions for you
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 12:03pm On Oct 18, 2008
infobaba:

Am in d kitchen cookn confusions for you
after cooking, eat all am not hungry
Re: The Gun by clemcykul(f): 12:11pm On Oct 18, 2008
u are hungry johh see ur sunken eyes and cheeks shocked
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 12:13pm On Oct 18, 2008
Abeg Help me beg her to eat my stalled food o  embarassed
Re: The Gun by Nobody: 12:31pm On Oct 18, 2008
so it two vs one huh?
Re: The Gun by Baxilexi(m): 12:33pm On Oct 18, 2008
nah! its you and i against the world. grin
Re: The Gun by MrInfo1(m): 12:38pm On Oct 18, 2008
rokky VS Info undecided

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