1) Personally, I'd love to see the look on a suicide bombers face as he is presented with the reward of 72 virgins, whilst at the same moment realising the consequences of blowing his cock off.

2) I just don't get Al Qaeda.
Anyone motivated by the promise of sex with 72 virgins, clearly hasn't had sex with ONE virgin. All that wriggling, bleeding and crying. Plus you've got all that running just to catch one.

3) I can understand why Muslims are so highly motivated to carry out terrorist attacks, they are promised 72 virgins when they go to heaven. A fine reward, I'm sure we'll all agree.
But for those virgins... heaven isn't exactly what
they expected is it?
"You be a good little girl, you must always wear a burka, you must always wear a veil. You may not go to school, you may not get a job, you may not learn to read, you may not vote, drive, dance, play games or listen to music. You must live a life of absolute humility and celibacy. Then when you die you will go to heaven.......where you will be raped by evil terrorists and be their sex slave for the rest of eternity."

4) Tonight there are 72 virgins saying, "Oh, hell no!"

5) 72 Virgins dating service for Muslims. The relationship is
up to you, we just arrange the meeting. Allah Akbar….

6) I don't know why these Muslims keep saying they're
against gambling. Blowing yourself up for the promise of rivers of milk and honey, and some rather vague references to 72 virgins, seems a pretty big gamble to me.

7) What happens if a Muslim dies of ebola? Well, he doesn't get his 72 virgins.

What the martyred Muslims didn't realize, was that the 72 virgins were supposed to be shared between all of them.

9) Hamas have realised that the 72 hour ceasefire was nothing compared to the 72 virgins they've been promised!

10) I know i'll probably get banned from religion section till 2072.

Blockhead, dunce! *Mtcheew

nice one op

Lol