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Curios Child by Talk2SeaL: 12:35pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery room. "Why is your stomach so big?" The boy asks. "I'm having a baby." she replies. "Is the baby in your stomach?" he asks, Yes Oh!!. She replies "why did you eat the baby" ?? He asks Oya oh answer !!! if you were in position to respond, how will you explain to the young mind? |
Re: Curios Child by Nobody: 12:47pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
Talk2SeaL: A three-year old walks over to a pregnant Because I was hungry and I'm still hungry so you are next to be eaten. *Grabs the child* |
Re: Curios Child by Talk2SeaL: 12:49pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
onirugbon1:lool the small boy need to be educated now, not scared oo |
Re: Curios Child by egopersonified(f): 5:05pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
The baby is kept safe here, its still alive, feel it move. 1 Like |
Re: Curios Child by baby124: 5:12pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
I did not eat the baby, my hubby put it inside That is the truth. I wonder what question will come next... |
Re: Curios Child by Nobody: 5:39pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
baby124: He'd probably gasps and whisper this to your ears - ‘Can I please play with him inside?’ |
Re: Curios Child by 5minsmadness: 5:39pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
"I ate the baby because he was asking the same questions you are asking now. Go back to your mother before I eat you too!" ****pushes baby back to mother. "Madam, come carry ya pikin. Belle dey pain me hin dey ask useless question. Mtscheeeeeeew!" 1 Like |
Re: Curios Child by Talk2SeaL: 5:44pm On Aug 12, 2014 |
baby124: I did not eat the baby, my hubby put it inside How did he put it there? |
Re: Curios Child by baby124: 12:51am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Ceasar1:Only if you can enter your mother's belly and play with him from there.lmao. Where foreign baby/another man product wan enter |
Re: Curios Child by baby124: 12:52am On Aug 13, 2014 |
Talk2SeaL:Rotflmao. May we not see question. . Baby will need to ask it's parents for more information on that. 1 Like |
Re: Curios Child by Agybabe(f): 2:19pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Talk2SeaL:We had s3x! The same way, your parents had you. Next question WHAT IS S3X? 1 Like |
Re: Curios Child by Talk2SeaL: 4:43pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
lol |
Re: Curios Child by Nobody: 4:54pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
Agybabe: Sex is how daddy's dickson pours baby into mummy's veejay. Next question: What is dickson and veejay |
Re: Curios Child by Agybabe(f): 5:02pm On Aug 13, 2014 |
onirugbon1:come on go and ask your mama! |
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