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| JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by Rounakid(m): 6:47pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Imagine If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like...... 1. MOSQUITO WALL POST:- Finally PHCN don off light, b lood sucking things. COMMENTS :- (a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end. (b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house. 2. DOG WALL POST :- Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. * Ghost mode activated, them no go see me * escaping things on my mind. COMMENTS :- My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soo. 3. RAT WALL POST :- Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I come ehm house to watch tv abi? COMMENT :- Your master stingy,dis own am jor. 4. CHICKEN WALL POST :- On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these xtians no be em at all. COMMENT :- No be only you oh, I dey migrate too. 5. HE-GOAT WALL POST :- Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for s*x chat? (a) She-goat. @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool. (b) He-goat. @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor. 6. COCK WALL POST :- All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for d*ggy style. COMMENT :- Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.... 7. RAM WALL POST :- As Salah don dey reach, na church things from now on. (blood of Jesus go cover me).... 5 Likes |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by chibanj(m): 7:57pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
Hahahahaha @ op u too much  |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by Rounakid(m): 9:48pm On Aug 14, 2014 |
chibanj: Hahahahaha @ op u too muchthank u bro...  |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by owunnegodswill(m): 12:00am On Aug 15, 2014 |
@poster,u na correct man.i like all of them |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by Mologi(m): 6:29pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
Pig's Wall omo this xtian dey get tym ooooooo dey fit boil a whole poultry.....Esther don cum dey pepper soup pesin....i better enter gutter...... Comments FAT PIG@my frd ur own worst o o ....na muslim area i kuku ka dey....enjoyment galore |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by iceberylin(m): 8:47pm On Aug 15, 2014 |
Monkey:This Ebola virus don plenty for my body. Mk I sharp sharp share am give Africans COMMENTS:A)oboy alert Me when you dh go ,mk I join you b) chai,all this Ebola your sharing, their is God o 3 Likes |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by Rounakid(m): 8:18pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
iceberylin: Monkey:This Ebola virus don plenty for my body.kudos 2 yah, i luv it  |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by iceberylin(m): 10:37pm On Aug 16, 2014 |
Rounakid: kudos 2 yah, i luv itthanks bro |
| Re: JOKE: If Insect And Animal Are To Facebook This Will Be There Post And Comment by Rounakid(m): 7:51am On Aug 17, 2014 |
iceberylin: don't mention... |
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