Q: why did the atheist throw her watch out of the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.

Q: What is so ironic about Atheists
A: They're always talking about God.

Q: why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn'd believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

Q: How many Atheist does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and another to video tape the job so that fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.

Q: why can't atheists solve exponential equation?
A: because they don't believe in higher powers.

Q: how do you make an atheist appreciate lif?
A: break his legs.

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