guess who will be having full bars when his gf is around

baseg25: abi na, i trust naija guyz

You sabi wella, naija wey dey over do everything.....u say put 2, naija go put four, this na drum them go roll go playground to charge their phones.....

dhardline: Very close to useless invention...so make i turn noise maker because i wan charge my phone.
But on second thought it will be very beneficial to Lagos bus conductors.Those guys sabi shout walahi.

You are nt even sure if you'll ever get to use the fone. Can u afford it?

Madnesss ..dis one go take almost every one to Yaba left or Aro ward

Church tins on my mind Let somebody shout hallelluyah

wow! Now I can happily listen to my girlfriend's barking and shoutings at me like a humble lamb and simply say continue when she wan finish....
for her mind she go think say I dey respect am or cos of my fantastic 3d True Love wey make keep quiet not knowing am charging my phone....Lol...

Na to dey carry phone go where chelsea fans dey argue football go sure pass... No insult intended, cos am also a chelsea fan o

Tembox: This is general street madness , imaging u r talking to a lady in a cool environment ,let say restaurant ,n she just shout at her phone n mess comes out i mean a big sound from her anus due to shout,wat! Embarasing moment. Total madness

U must b one hell of a messer..

The only place where you can use this device with a steady noise is a Viewing Center.

Damyion: You are nt even sure if you'll ever get to use the fone. Can u afford it?

which makes it more of a useless invention if the masses who make the noise cant get it.unless you are a rich noise maker then they'll probably make it just for you.

heefeholuwah: if you read the article meticulously,you woulda see that the whole concept is to create a mechanical stress on the zinc oxide that can cause some sort of vibration...which in turn brings about some volts of electricity...the stress might not neccesarily come from you..I'm sure an evolved mind would have seen more to this article than ''SHOUTING''

My brother I tire oo. The comments from the thread are really disappointing and shameful. I'm sure 94% did not bother reading the article before they commented.

Reading comments like ''How many battery bars on your phone equates to the level of headache you get'' or ''so we should die shouting all because we want to charge our phones? '' make me wonder how silly some Nlders(Nigerians) can be. How hard is it to read and understand a simple article of a few hundred words?

My Alsatian dog has a new assignment.

Truckpusher: I pity your neighbors.

Just kidding o. Cant even hear neighbors.

I can't shout.

abdusalam7474: Hey guys think it this way: you can charge your phone by playing music or by staying with a friend who plays music.

Funny enough though your post was one of the most sensible, it has the least number of likes.

My Alsatian dog has a new assignment.






lol

AdeniyiA: Technology : gradually turning people insane
Tag: 5minsmadness

Come this guy, why you tag me?! You dey craze?! Abi we resemble or we be mate?! No try am next time o! No try am at all at all or else I go show you something wey you neva see before in ya life! What braggadocios!! What imbroglio! What...

Hey, my phone don dey charge o

dhardline: Very close to useless invention...so make i turn noise maker because i wan charge my phone.
But on second thought it will be very beneficial to Lagos bus conductors.Those guys sabi shout walahi.

hahaha That is a fantastic invention especially in 3rd world countries where they have oil but no electricity (Nigeria). It will work perfectly as we know how to make so much noise...

kevoh:
My brother I tire oo. The comments from the thread are really disappointing and shameful. I'm sure 94% did not bother reading the article before they commented.

Reading comments like ''How many battery bars on your phone equates to the level of headache you get'' or ''so we should die shouting all because we want to charge our phones? '' make me wonder how silly some Nlders(Nigerians) can be. How hard is it to read and understand a simple article of a few hundred words?

If you knew this much, why didn't you put it to use? no point trying to sound smart..... just appreciate and see opportunities.

interesting, tnkGod i have a market sm miles from my place.

ogaju007:

If you knew this much, why didn't you put it to use? no point trying to sound smart..... just appreciate and see opportunities.

What are you talking about? What opportunities are there to appreciate in people thinking that a very good invention(especially for third world countries) is actually made for giving headaches. There many ways of generating noise for phone charging without giving headaches, if only people read and understood the article very well without jumping on the sensational title itself.

You probably didn't understand my post and its intention before quoting me.

ogaju007:

hahaha That is a fantastic invention especially in 3rd world countries where they have oil but no electricity (Nigeria). It will work perfectly as we know how to make so much noise...

very correct.the streets of Lagos alone will guarantee a full charge.

I actually thought of this once...while in the university, wish i were an equipped scientist then, able to actualise my thoughts.. DAMN!! what I would have discovered and invented would blow people's mind

Hmmm! This technology thing is gradually turning people into mad people...I just could not imagine myself shouting at my phone in public....me weh get tiny soft voice, how I wan take release NEPA put for my phone?

5minsmadness:

Come this guy, why you tag me?! You dey craze?! Abi we resemble or we be mate?! No try am next time o! No try am at all at all or else I go show you something wey you neva see before in ya life! What braggadocios!! What imbroglio! What...

Hey, my phone don dey charge o

always displaying d tin .
abeg i wan charge my phone

So now i fit make money by shouting.me go open shouting center soon.PLS 4 THOSE OF U THAT CANNOT SHOUT,CHARGE UR PHONE HERE!

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Big4wig: On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a
life span of twenty years."
The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How
about only ten years and I'll give you back the other
ten?"
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and
said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them
laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."
The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I
give you back ten like the Dog did?"
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You
must go into the field with the farmer all day
long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give
milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will
give you a life span of sixty years."
The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll
give back the other forty?"
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat,
sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll
give you twenty years."
But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly
give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the
ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave
back; that makes eighty, okay?"
"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep,
play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years
we slave in the sun to support our family. For the
next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on
the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you

Will benefit only mumugerians in Africa since mumugerians are known for their loudness

hah!!!! dat means my ba3 no go die, especially on match days wey my rummates go do pre-match arguements, half-time argument, post match arguement and even annual arguement

Easiest ways to charge faster-


flog small kids and convert their screams to electrical energy..




Fight with ur uncles nagging wife and pretend your are recording journalist....


Go to the garage and stand near the bus conductor....



Or




punish your dog wella and let the resulting growls be useful...




Near is end!