A woman prepared
some vegetable soup for
herself and her husband.
When they were about
to eat, the following
conversation began.
HUSBAND: Where did
you get the vegetables
from?
WIFE: I got it from Mr.
Sand's garden.
HUSBAND: What?! From
that wizard?! How I'm I
to know that the wizard
didn't poison the
vegetables?
WIFE: I have an idea.
She gave some to her
dog. After some time,
the dog went to play.
WIFE: See? The food isn't
poisoned.
HUSBAND: OK. Let's eat
then.
After eating, their maid
came crying.
WIFE: What happened?
MAID: Bingo is dead!
HUSBAND: What? The
food is poisoned!
HUSBAND: (Feeling
sober and guilt filled
upon realising he's going
to die in a couple of
minutes) I need to make
a confession!
WIFE: What?
HUSBAND: When you
aren't at home, I and
your maid use to have
s*x in my room.
WIFE: (Feeling angry but
immediately realising
this is futile) I forgive
you.
WIFE: I too have a
confession to make.
Promise to forgive as I
have.
HUSBAND: OK
WIFE: The children aren't
yours. They are the
Gateman's.
Immediately after, the
Gateman came in.
GATEMAN: Oga. The
man who hit the dog
with his car is outside.
He says he wants to
apologise for killing the
dog.

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