A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.

She asked, 'What does that mean?'

He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.'

She said, Oh that's so lovely. And what about I, J, K?'

, He said, 'I'm Just Kidding,

The husband is still recovering,

Which kind wowo joke be this

Nice one

kind of funnnnnny in a way tho. thats when u add the last comment

@ dafemo, 
guy u r so duuumb!!!
ndipe nice joke jare,   
no mind all dese haters
na una dey spoil dis section of nairaland
u no go crack joke bt u fit spoil pessin own
mtcheeeew!!!!

Man, this is soooo funny.

Nice one jare, no mind that Dumbafemo guy, maybe he just couldn't understand.

Another one.

A man came back from Church and lifted up his wife and she said, "Baby, this one is sweet, you have not done this to me before," and the husband said, "Our pastor said when we get home, we should lift our problem to God."

I no fit laff because I don see am tey tey

old but still fanny

Lol so funny,thanks 2 poster

Teacher: who is a pharmacist?
Akpors: raised up his hand
Teacher: so its only Akpors that
is the most
intelligent student i have in this
class? So there is no body else to
answer the question
except Akpors?
(there was no reply from the
students)
teacher: ok now Akpos, use this
cane and flug
them ten strokes of cane each....
Akors: full of happy gave all the
student ten hot
strokes of cane....
Teacher: oyaa my dear Akpors tell
this dumb
student who a pharmacist is...
Akpors: A Pharmacist is a
farmer who assist
people.
Teacher fainted.

Courtesy of Isaac Davidson

olawalebabs: Nice one

excellent

wow 9c jokes u got here

Yup.