In all, is a flamboyant wedding worth the hassles? Does an expensive wedding guarantee a successful marriage?

choirmistress: In all, is a flamboyant wedding worth the hassles? Does an expensive wedding guarantee a successful marriage?

Yes! The more flamboyant a wedding is, the more successful the marriage will be. Little wonder celebrities and the wealthy have the most successful marriages.

See me see question.

Phema:

Yes! The more flamboyant a wedding is, the more successful the marriage will be. Little wonder celebrities and the wealthy have the most successful marriages.

See me see question.

LWKMD

dytbabe:
LWKMD

My sister, i just tire nah

I'm out for all the useless threads today.

Phema:

Yes! The more flamboyant a wedding is, the more successful the marriage will be. Little wonder celebrities and the wealthy have the most successful marriages.

See me see question.

bwuahahahaa

this is X-rated sarcasm

Phema:

My sister, i just tire nah

I'm out for all the useless threads today.

I see you are on a mission today, there's another useless thread here https://www.nairaland.com/1866050/before-after-marriage#25628480

Phema:

My sister, i just tire nah

I'm out for all the useless threads today.

I don see am
I dey enjoy am gan
Cont
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shizzle11:
I see you are on a mission today, there's another useless thread here https://www.nairaland.com/1866050/before-after-marriage#25628480

Nna mehn, I read that thread and gave up!

What do these people reason with bikonu? Their butts?

like play play dis fit make FP

Phema:

Nna mehn, I read that thread and gave up!

What do these people reason with bikonu? Their butts?

as in, sometimes you feel like insulting the op, on a second thought just laugh over it, they are annoyingly funny and funnily annoying at thesame time. Nairaland of clowns

shizzle11:
as in, sometimes you feel like insulting the op, on a second thought just laugh over it, they are annoyingly funny and funnily annoying at thesame time. Nairaland of clowns

But sometimes, i feel they ask the stewpid questions on purpose. Or are people actually dumb in real life?

*In t.i King's voice*

you can have whatever you like



in the end your happiness remains paramount

[quote
author=nikkyshyne]But sometimes, i feel they ask the stewpid
questions on purpose. Or are people actually dumb in real life?
[/quote]I think so. maybe for attention

choirmistress: In all, is a flamboyant wedding worth the hassles? Does an expensive wedding guarantee a successful marriage?

Yes and no!

Phema:

Yes! The more flamboyant a wedding is, the more successful the marriage will be. Little wonder celebrities and the wealthy have the most successful marriages.

See me see question.

Are you same as beevan?

3cycle:
Are you same as beevan?

Nope. Why?

Phema:

Nope. Why?

Exactly what her reply will be!

nikkyshyne: But sometimes, i feel they ask the stewpid questions on purpose. Or are people actually dumb in real life?

well, some might be on purpose but trust me, some are really dumb

A Father's advice to his son





1. My son, if you keep spending on a woman
and she never asked you if you’re saving or
investing, and she keeps enjoying the attention,
don’t marry her.
2. My son, a woman could be a good wife to
you, some could be a good mother to your
children but if you’ve found a woman like a
mother to you, your children and your family,
please don’t let her go.
3. My son, don’t confine the position of your
wife to the kitchen, where did you get that
from? Even in our days, we had farm-lands
where they worked every morning . . . that was
our office.
4. My son, if I tell you that you’re the head of
the house, don’t look at your pocket; look if you
will see a smile on your wife’s face.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let
your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be
difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of
the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in
your care, she will keep you asking even when
all has been spent.
6. My son, don’t ever beat your woman, the
pain in her body is nothing to be compared to
the wound on her heart and that means you
may be in trouble living with a wounded
woman.
7. My son, now that you’re married, if you live a
bachelor kind of life with your wife, you will
soon be single again.
8. My son, in our days, we had many wives and
many children because of our large farm-lands
and many harvests, there are hardly any land
for farming anymore, so embrace your woman
closely.
9. My son, under the cocoa tree that I did meet
your mother could be your eateries and
restaurants of nowadays, but remember, the
closet thing we did there was to embrace each
other.
10. My son, don’t be carried away when you
start making more money, instead of spending
on those tiny legs that never knew how hard
you worked to get it, spend it on that woman
that stood by you all along.
11. My son, when I threw little stones or
whistled at the window of your mother father’s
house, to call her out, it was not for sex, it was
because I missed her so much.
12. My son, remember, when you say your wife
has changed, there could be something you’ve
stopped doing too.
13. My son, your mother, Asake rode the bicycle
with me before I bought that tortoise car
outside there, any woman that won’t endure
with you in your little beginning should not
enjoy your riches.
14. My son, don’t compare your wife to any
woman, there are ways she’s enduring you too
and has she ever compared you to any man?
15. My son, there is this thing you people call
feminism, well, if a woman claim to have equal
right with you in the house, divide all the bills
into two equal parts, take one part and ask her
to start paying the other part.
16. My son, I met your mother a virgin and I
took more yams to her father, if you don’t meet
your wife a virgin, don’t blame her, what I
didn’t tell you is that our women had prestige.
17. My son, I didn’t send your sisters to school
because I was foolish like many to think a
female child won’t extend my family name,
please don’t make that mistake, the kind of
female achievers I see nowadays has made the
male-gender an ordinary tag.
18. My son, your mother have once locked up
the cloth I was wearing and almost tore it
because she was angry, I did not raise my hand
to beat her because of a day like this, so that I
can be proud to tell you that I never for once
beat your mother.
19. My son, in our days, our women had more
of natural beauty, though I wouldn’t lie to you,
some had minor painting of their appellation
mostly on their arms, the ones you people now
call tattoo, but don’t forget that they didn’t
expose any part of their body like your women
of nowadays.
20. My son, your mother and I are not
interested in what happens in your marriage, try
to handle issues without always coming to us.
21. My son, remember I bought your mother’s
first sewing machine for her, help your wife
achieve her dreams just as you’re pursuing
yours.
22. My son, don’t stop taking care of me and
your mother, it’s a secret of growing old and
having children to take care of you too.
23. My son, pray with your family, there is a
tomorrow you don’t know, talk to God that
knows everything, everyday.

3cycle:
Exactly what her reply will be!

Expensive wedding gown, suit, aso oke or watever that u wear once.

A flamboyant wedding is for those who can afford it. It does not guarantee a happy marriage.

Phema:


Yes! The more flamboyant a wedding is, the more successful the marriage will be. Little wonder celebrities and the wealthy have the most successful marriages.

See me see question.

Yarn them o

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