Following the cancellation of camp for the Stream 2 students by the FG followed by the outbreak of the Ebola epidemic virus, 3 of the stream 2 Students have commited suicide in Lagos since they felt there was no point serving the nation without having a fun-filled camp experience.They have decided to go join their ancestors and at the same time deal with Patrick Sawyer in hell... I am one of the about-to-commit-suicide-corper...and I will commit the suicide as soon as I write this complete this post.My other two colleagues have committed their own suicide,its time for me to go. We need more stream 2 students to die for our course so dat the FG can reverse their opinion. Aluta continuaaaaaa!!!!this is d voice of comrade Doxx..Open d link below to see our corpse. www.we+die+for+stream+2.com

Don't you think it's too early to drink?

See your life...You commit suicide..Then what?...Dont you realize you are been selfish, for leaving your parents and siblings behind?......Use your sense now; Take a look back about how your parents suffered to get your throw with school....Do you think they'd have have done that, if they knew your weak behind would commit suicide at the end?.

Imagine the days and night you've spent studying for exams and attending classes, for almost all your life.

If you still want to kill yourself??... Do it..Just remember this is Nigeria, and you committing suicide, isn't going to change the situation at hand....Besides, Jonathan has BokoHaram and Ebola to worry about....As for you??... Imagine giving yourself a straight ticket to hell...So you aren't going to find yourself drinking moet/ champagne in heaven, nor are you going to screw 7 virgins...Just so you know.

;DLol....u seem not tew understand the post was jes a joke....!!!! Buh dat 7virgins wey yew talk about now,it would be fun tew visit heaven for jes dat...

Are u telling us u dont have any live naked wire to touch? Touch the wire and others will join u later.

glitest: See your life...You commit suicide..Then what?...Dont you realize you are been selfish, for leaving your parents and siblings behind?......Use your sense now; Take a look back about how your parents suffered to get your throw with school....Do you think they'd have have done that, if they knew your weak behind would commit suicide at the end?.

Imagine the days and night you've spent studying for exams and attending classes, for almost all your life.

If you still want to kill yourself??... Do it..Just remember this is Nigeria, and you committing suicide, isn't going to change the situation at hand....Besides, Jonathan has BokoHaram and Ebola to worry about....As for you??... Imagine giving yourself a straight ticket to hell...So you aren't going to find yoursefl dring moet/ champagne in heaven, nor are you going to screw with 7 virgins...Just so you know.

glitest: See your life...You commit suicide..Then what?...Dont you realize you are been selfish, for leaving your parents and siblings behind?......Use your sense now; Take a look back about how your parents suffered to get your throw with school....Do you think they'd have have done that, if they knew your weak behind would commit suicide at the end?.

Imagine the days and night you've spent studying for exams and attending classes, for almost all your life.

If you still want to kill yourself??... Do it..Just remember this is Nigeria, and you committing suicide, isn't going to change the situation at hand....Besides, Jonathan has BokoHaram and Ebola to worry about....As for you??... Imagine giving yourself a straight ticket to hell...So you aren't going to find yourself drinking moet/ champagne in heaven, nor are you going to screw 7 virgins...Just so you know.

You took him too serious. He was just being sarcastic

jumzzy448:

You took him too serious. He was just being sarcastic

Ehh?? ..

glitest: See your life...You commit suicide..Then what?...Dont you realize you are been selfish, for leaving your parents and siblings behind?......Use your sense now; Take a look back about how your parents suffered to get your throw with school....Do you think they'd have have done that, if they knew your weak behind would commit suicide at the end?.

Imagine the days and night you've spent studying for exams and attending classes, for almost all your life.

If you still want to kill yourself??... Do it..Just remember this is Nigeria, and you committing suicide, isn't going to change the situation at hand....Besides, Jonathan has BokoHaram and Ebola to worry about....As for you??... Imagine giving yourself a straight ticket to hell...So you aren't going to find yourself drinking moet/ champagne in heaven, nor are you going to screw 7 virgins...Just so you know.

Na vex you dey o. Lol

yankeedudu01: Na vex you dey o. Lol

Sorry oh!!...I was told not long ago, that your post was meant as a joke. ..No probs.

OP, dis should be in jokes section..

It was all a joke!!! Buh seriously dis people treated us bad! Like we re incomplete, like other corpers are better off..I'm not been myself since dat news!

Lol....

sign this petition if u want orientation camp
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/tell-a-friend/12583467#bbfb=913272373