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Joke :p by Baddestxn(m): 2:42pm On Aug 22, 2014 |
Akpos in a hurry used the ladies ‘toilet in a posh hotel’. He sat down and noticed four buttons – WW, WA, PP and APR. Curious, he pressed WW and his butt was gently sprayed with WARM WATER, he loved it so much! He then pressed WA and a blast of WARM AIR dried him up. Still loving it, he pressed PP and a POWDER PUFF made him smell fresh. Feeling pampered, he decided to press the last button APR. He later woke up in a hospital. A nurse smiled and said to him, “Sir, APR means AUTOMATIC PAD REMOVER. When the machine couldn’t find a pad on you, it went for your balls. Your balls are in the jar over there.” |
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