A lady goes to her parish priest one day
and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I
have two female parrots but they only
know how to say one thing." "What do they
say?" the priest inquired. "They say, 'Hi,
we're prostitutes. Do you want to have
some fun?'" the woman said
embarrassingly. "That's obscene!" the
priest exclaimed, "I can see why you are
embarrassed." He thought a minute and
then said, "You know, I may have a
solution to this problem. I have two male
parrots whom I have taught to pray and
read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over
to my house and we will put them in the
cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can
teach your parrots to praise and worship.
I'm sure your parrots will stop saying
that...that phrase in no time." "Thank you,"
the lady responded, "this may very well be
the solution." The next day, she brought
her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushered her in, she saw his two
male parrots were inside their cage,
holding their rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her
parrots in with them. After just a couple of
seconds, the female parrots exclaimed out
in unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you
want to have some fun?" There was a
stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and
said, "Put the beads away, Francis, our
prayers have been answered!"