Just saw this somewhere on the web and decided to share. Enjoy!

A girl was at home with her father. When she saw her boyfriend coming, this was their coversation:

GIRL: "have you come to collect the novel titled, 'MY DAD IS AT HOME' by J.p clark?".
BOY: "no. I want the poem 'WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?' by Obinze Chika".
GIRL: "no problem. I'll also bring a poem titled 'UNDER THE MANGO TREE' by chinue achebe"
BOY: "ok but don't forget the 'I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES' story book"
GIRL: "lol! I know you love that book so much especially the line that says 'I WILL NEVER DISAPPOINT YOU'.
As the boy was about to leave, the father came out and said:
"go under the table you will see novel titled 'YOU CHILDREN THINK I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE SAYING?' by Shakespear.
Also check in the cupboard you will see the poem titled 'IF YOU GET PREGNANT, BETTER GET READY FOR MARRIAGE' by Wole Soyinka".

Now who's wiser?