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Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Nobody: 6:04pm On Aug 23, 2014
Dygeasy: Join the game na grin
I no do

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Re: The Longest Sentence In History by kika23(f): 10:31pm On Aug 23, 2014
Please don't spoil the game, I'm totally enjoying it's hilarious!
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by DoroCute(f): 5:30pm On Aug 24, 2014
Dygeasy: ...his legs felt like a jelly beneath him and he shook convulsively...


... And the 1st wife burst in on them with mouth agape.....
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Atk01(f): 6:13pm On Aug 24, 2014
DoroCute:
... And the 1st wife burst in on them with mouth agape.....
... They didn't seem to mind, and continued what they were doing...
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by xynerise: 8:12pm On Aug 24, 2014
Atk01: ... They didn't seem to mind, and continued what they were doing...
.....because they were lost in pleasure and....
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Atk01(f): 8:38pm On Aug 24, 2014
xynerise:
.....because they were lost in pleasure and....
... suddenly, they were jerked back to reality by the sound of a hot slap...
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by xynerise: 8:41pm On Aug 24, 2014
Atk01: ... suddenly, they were jerked back to reality by the sound of a hot slap...
...which landed on his butt as he was pushing back and forth with great force but.....
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by sebali: 8:49pm On Aug 24, 2014
xynerise:
...which landed on his butt as he was pushing back and forth with great force but.....

.....had to pause because the slap on his butt was too.....
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Kimmo(f): 9:13pm On Aug 24, 2014
sebali:

.....had to pause because the slap on his butt was too.....

. . . painful, but he got over it in a second and charged ahead with full steam until. .
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Nobody: 9:18pm On Aug 24, 2014
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Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Antell95(m): 11:00pm On Aug 24, 2014
Kimmo:

. . . painful, but he got over it in a second and charged ahead with full steam until. .

the niegbours came in to ......
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Atk01(f): 11:26pm On Aug 24, 2014
Antell95:

the niegbours came in to ......
...find out what was happening because the first wife had...
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by sebali: 11:46pm On Aug 24, 2014
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Re: The Longest Sentence In History by sebali: 11:51pm On Aug 24, 2014
Atk01: ...find out what was happening because the first wife had...


.......to result to threats and cursing just to make them stop but this........
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by sebali: 11:51pm On Aug 24, 2014
Atk01: ...find out what was happening because the first wife had...


.......to result to threats and cursing just to make them stop but this........
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by DoroCute(f): 5:34am On Aug 25, 2014
sebali:


.......to result to threats and cursing just to make them stop but this........
....didn't make the man stop because he had to ejaculate and....
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Atk01(f): 7:45am On Aug 25, 2014
DoroCute:
....didn't make the man stop because he had to ejaculate and....
... then the man woke up from sleep to meet his bed soaked with sweat and semen... tongue
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Nobody: 3:33pm On Aug 25, 2014
Atk01: ... then the man woke up from sleep to meet his bed soaked with sweat and semen... tongue
....it happened to be a dream . immediately he took his bible and...
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Atk01(f): 7:40pm On Aug 25, 2014
softsparkyy: ....it happened to be a dream . immediately he took his bible and...
...started binding and casting. Suddenly, he heard a knock and...
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Kimmo(f): 9:26pm On Aug 26, 2014
Atk01: ...started binding and casting. Suddenly, he heard a knock and...

. . . Began to pray even louder, expecting the visitor to leave but. .
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Eragablessen(m): 7:09am On Aug 27, 2014
.....It happened that the visitor was his secretary, and she had always had a crush on him so badly that.....
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by BoiledCorn: 12:24pm On Aug 27, 2014
Eragablessen: .....It happened that the visitor was his secretary, and she had always had a crush on him so badly that.....
.....She always served him boiled corn during lunch and what could she be doing at his house by this time of the day and he remembered that they had some "midnight confidential paper sorting" to do and then he slowly ended his prayers and approached the door in anticipation of what the rest of the night would bring......... angry
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Kimmo(f): 7:52pm On Aug 27, 2014
BoiledCorn: .....She always served him boiled corn during lunch and what could she be doing at his house by this time of the day and he remembered that they had some "midnight confidential paper sorting" to do and then he slowly ended his prayers and approached the door in anticipation of what the rest of the night would bring......... angry

. . . and true to type, she presented him with a bag of boiled corn, and in appreciation, he said "you're a blessing to me", she replied "I'm happy you think so, because I'm pregnant and it's. . .
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by scantee(m): 9:45pm On Aug 27, 2014
Kimmo:

. . . and true to type, she presented him with a bag of boiled corn, and in appreciation, he said "you're a blessing to me", she replied "I'm happy you think so, because I'm pregnant and it's. . .

your duty to register me for a good hospital so that I can start......
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Eragablessen(m): 3:51pm On Aug 28, 2014
scantee:

your duty to register me for a good hospital so that I can start......



......My routine Anti-natal check up for the care of the baby and me, that's a good idea horn isn't it? ......
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by DoroCute(f): 8:11pm On Aug 29, 2014
Eragablessen:



......My routine Anti-natal check up for the care of the baby and me, that's a good idea horn isn't it? ......
........'ehn!! Na me give u belle!! Wat of chidi?' He couldnt hide the disgust im his voice
Re: The Longest Sentence In History by Truth24(m): 11:48am On Aug 31, 2014
DoroCute: ........'ehn!! Na me give u belle!! Wat of chidi?' He couldnt hide the disgust im his voice
........because he felt he was done with her and now she's here.....

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