Happy sunday nairalanders >>Only a courageous woman
can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any...
>>He who says notin last
foreva has neva tried
Hausa perfume....
>>He who fully unwraps a
MoiMoi & Gala
completely b4 eatin it cannot
keep a secret....
>>Any man dat uses his teeth 2
cut shaki frm
pepper-soup wit his eyes
widely opened is not
afraid of anytin.....
>>Anyone who thinks he has
many enemies has
neva bn wit a mountain of fire
member...
>>Anyone who graduated
without experiencing
strike probably has neva bn 2
Nigeria....
>>He who asks 4 stew on top
of jollof rice wil b
dificult 2 please...
>>Any man who drinks alomo
bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable
of commitin
murder...
>>Drinking Garri doesn't mean
u're poor, but
allowin d garri 2 swell-up b4
drinking is Poverty...
>>He who runs around lukin 4
scissors 2 cut
indomie seasoning sachets is
not yet hungry...
>>No mata how hot ur temper
is, it cannot cook
yam...
>>Any toilet wey clean neva
jam correct shit....
>>Anyone dat reads dis post
without laffin, dat
person shld go 4 a medical
check up mayb he/
she is ebolarised....
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