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Jokes For Geeks by uchdollar111: 6:44pm On Aug 24, 2014 |
* In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows? * An SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks “may I join you?” * A doctor, a civil engineer and a programmer are discussing whose profession is the oldest. “Surely medicine is the oldest profession,” says the doctor. “God took a rib from Adam and created Eve and if this isn’t medicine I’ll be…” The civil engineer breaks in: “But before that He created the heavens and the earth from chaos. Now that’s civil engineering to me.” The programmer thinks a bit and then says: “And who do you think created chaos?” * You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow. * Where's the 'like' button for that smile? * Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access. * Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel. * Are your shirts a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them! * I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Source: http://www.quickfunnyjokes.com/computernerd.html 1 Like |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by uchdollar111: 7:06pm On Aug 24, 2014 |
* They say patience is a virtue, go and browse with edge in Nigeria. * Bugs come in through open Windows. * Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product. * NT is the only OS that has caused me to beat a piece of hardware to death with my bare hands. * The truth is out there. Anybody got the URL? * If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0. * My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta. * Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button * Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates! * Yes! My code compiled, and my wife just produced the output * Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously * Norton: Incoming virus - (D) ownload and save (R)un after download Source: http://www.makeuseof.com/tag/55-geeky-line-jokes/ www.codingforums.com/geek-news-humour/234958-collection-funny-geek-quotes-computer-jokes.html Add your own! |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by Dubby6(m): 7:53pm On Aug 24, 2014 |
I dont understand d 3rd one |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by hushmail: 8:07pm On Aug 24, 2014 |
truly jokes 4 geeks |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by Nobody: 7:38am On Aug 25, 2014 |
I dont gerrit, then that confirms it - I am not a geek, but I am greek! |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by Nobody: 3:37pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
They say Patience is a Virtue.. Just Try and Browse with EDGE Network in Nigeria.. This One is Epic.. |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by sapientia(m): 7:59pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
Djangocode: They say Patience is a Virtue.. Just Try and Browse with EDGE Network in Nigeria.. I actually laughed when i read it.. Cos i do remember... |
Re: Jokes For Geeks by henryobinna(m): 4:59pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
Djangocode: They say Patience is a Virtue.. Just Try and Browse with EDGE Network in Nigeria..as in eehn... they say 'the patient dog eats the fattest bone' but I wonder what a person that waites patiently on our EDGE will eat.... |
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