Akpos On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it and said
“Honey, I’m in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I’ll call you when I get there”.

Another girl’s phone rang, she said “Sweetheart I’m on my way to Port-Harcourt for the Masters Degree Form,
pls send me Credit for the trip.”

Another one’s phone rang, she said…”Alhaji, sorry I’m on my way to Owerri for the interview, I’ll call you later.”

Akpos who was sitting at the back of the bus suddenly raises his voice in anger “Driver stop please park! Park this bus! Where exactly is this bus going to!!!?”
Abeg e no reach to ask

SOURCE- http://www.delsulinks.com/qtoa/39/akpos-suddenly-asked