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My Girlfriend Left Me. by segxi1960: 9:23am On Aug 26, 2014 |
My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing. I ate cake,chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice with Malt and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened. What should I do to kill myself? I need advice, please!!! (Hiccups) 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by Liamm(m): 9:26am On Aug 26, 2014 |
from your attempts above, I'm sure you've got properties and assets. Write a will and hand them over to me then I'll give you just a pinch of a powdered substance that will kill you instantly. Shalom |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by donLEXY(m): 9:28am On Aug 26, 2014 |
segxi1960: My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I decided to kill myself. Add some cranberry juice to your diet..... It is a quick route to heaven 1 Like |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by Dlionsheart: 9:34am On Aug 26, 2014 |
Very simple, just go to Gwoza or sambisa forest/borno state and challenge Shakau/boko haram. Your life will never remain the same. |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by DickDastardly(m): 9:37am On Aug 26, 2014 |
And they say i should go to yaba left You must be the chief resident lunatic there |
Re: My Girlfriend Left Me. by segxi1960: 6:54pm On Apr 18, 2015 |
donLEXY: Haha |
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