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| Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by idumuose(m): 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: "daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half."After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: "you said I should pack my things and do what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH." Pls don't smile alone, put smile on someone's face too. MEN enh!!! 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by Nobody: 7:55pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
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| Re: Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by Guykhena(m): 8:04pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
idumuose: "you said I should pack my things and do what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH."  *dies* . |
| Re: Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by idumuose(m): 8:12pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
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| Re: Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by laivwire(m): 10:24pm On Aug 26, 2014 |
You didnt complete the joke man. She later fessed up that It's her brother that made a prank call. Double wahala for the gold digger 1 Like |
| Re: Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by Haryoryhemie(f): 5:37pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
laivwire: You didnt complete the joke man. She later fessed up that It's her brother that made a prank call. Double wahala for the gold digger U bad gan oooo |
| Re: Husband And Wife(this Is Funny) by didisky(m): 7:00pm On Aug 28, 2014 |
idumuose: My wife and I were having a serious quarrel when I said to her..."pack your things and ....."At that point, her phone rang, so I had to stop for her to receive the call. It was her dad. The phone was on speaker so I could hear what he was saying. After the usual pleasantries between father and daughter, he said: "daughter, I have transferred $1,000,000 into your account, give your husband $500,000 out of it, and you can have the other half."After the good-byes, the call ended, and she turned to me: "you said I should pack my things and do what?" "I SAID PACK YOUR THINGS AND GIVE THEM TO ME TO WASH." Pls don't smile alone, put smile on someone's face too. MEN enh!!! Bros u 4 give Julius Agwu him credit na. U try sha |
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