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| Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by FNNEWS: 12:00pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Manchester United’s latest new guy on the block, Angel Di Maria, yesterday called United boss, Louis Van Gaal, to tell him that he had picked up a ten month back injury while bending down to check the scores of the MK Dons vs. Manchester United fixture on his television. The call came in while Van Gaal was watching his side get thrashed by Football League One side, MK Dons, who are currently placed 7th the news, asking to meet Di Maria after the game to analyze the injury with team doctors; but the player has refused, claiming that he has to travel back to Madrid to retrieve his soccer boots. Reports coming in to FNN claim that Van Gaal has gone a step forward to offer Di Maria a free shopping coupon courtesy of Manchester United to get himself a new pair of boots, but the Argentine midfielder has declined the boss’s offer, claiming that he has diarrhea and wouldn’t want to shit himself on the way to the mall. In other news, however, United target, Vidal, has told Manchester United reps that he’s close to completing a move to Nigerian side, Kwara United, and won’t be able to join them. in the league and the manager was shocked VISIT www. FOR MORE HILARIOUS NEWS |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by bigtt76(f): 12:37pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Hahaha nice one. LVG go jst develop HBP  |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by echobee(f): 12:38pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
bigtt76: Hahaha nice one. LVG go jst develop HBP   |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by Rikidony(m): 1:08pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
PUHAHAHAHAHAH DIES |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by Nobody: 1:47pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
lol |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by seankay(m): 2:11pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
Hehehe chai! Man u aff suffer |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by HOMOTOYOSI10: 9:50pm On Aug 27, 2014 |
WOMAN DISUNITED DON SUFFER |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by M4gunners: 5:09am On Aug 28, 2014 |
Hahaha gd news disvirgin united. |
| Re: Breaking: Di Maria Out With Season-long Injury by Iaz93: 9:56am On Aug 28, 2014 |
lMAO! Wicked! My heart goes out to all Man.Utd fans the world over. Worse days ahead for y'all. I can't wait to watch Man.Utd play Man. City. |
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