na joke section be dis?

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Former Manchester United Scotsman, David
Moyes, is reportedly under intensive care in a
Glasgow hospital after a prolonged fit of
laughing left his life in serious danger .
Glasgow Royal Infirmary confirmed a 51 - year-old
man was admitted at around 10pm on Tuesday
evening suffering with breathing complications .
“ We received an emergency call at around 9 .30pm
reporting a man rolling around in convulsions of
laughter which were preventing him from
breathing properly, ” a hospital source told us.
“ A witness stated that the symptoms had started at
approximately Saturday afternoon last week and
had gotten progressively worse until reaching a
critical point last night .”
“ We understand the man had been undertaking his
usual routine of sitting down to watch the
televised football coverage, and at this stage we
believe this to be the cause of the debilitating fits
of laughter. ”
Moyes hospitalised
A neighbour of Moyes, said he saw the unemployed
manager receiving CPR in the front lawn of his
garden , having earlier been seen skipping around
it in a what appeared to be a home -made MK
Dons home kit.
The neighbour told us, “ He was singing ‘We ’ re
going Dutch , We ’re going Dutch ,’ to the tune of
‘ On the Ball ’ by Ant and Dec . ”
“ It was quite a sight .”
A family friend of Moyes claimed he was hopeful of
a return to football in the near future, eyeing a
potential vacancy in the North - West region of
England.
“ There ’s a rumour the Man United mascot is being
relieved of his duties for failing to inspire. ”
“ David is confident his current demeanor brings a
level of Bonhomie not seen at Old Trafford for
quite some time.”

HOMOTOYOSI10: Former Manchester United Scotsman, David
Moyes, is reportedly under intensive care in a
Glasgow hospital after a prolonged fit of
laughing left his life in serious danger .
Glasgow Royal Infirmary confirmed a 51 - year-old
man was admitted at around 10pm on Tuesday
evening suffering with breathing complications .
“ We received an emergency call at around 9 .30pm
reporting a man rolling around in convulsions of
laughter which were preventing him from
breathing properly, ” a hospital source told us.
“ A witness stated that the symptoms had started at
approximately Saturday afternoon last week and
had gotten progressively worse until reaching a
critical point last night .”
“ We understand the man had been undertaking his
usual routine of sitting down to watch the
televised football coverage, and at this stage we
believe this to be the cause of the debilitating fits
of laughter. ”
Moyes hospitalised
A neighbour of Moyes, said he saw the unemployed
manager receiving CPR in the front lawn of his
garden , having earlier been seen skipping around
it in a what appeared to be a home -made MK
Dons home kit.
The neighbour told us, “ He was singing ‘We ’ re
going Dutch , We ’re going Dutch ,’ to the tune of
‘ On the Ball ’ by Ant and Dec . ”
“ It was quite a sight .”
A family friend of Moyes claimed he was hopeful of
a return to football in the near future, eyeing a
potential vacancy in the North - West region of
England.
“ There ’s a rumour the Man United mascot is being
relieved of his duties for failing to inspire. ”
“ David is confident his current demeanor brings a
level of Bonhomie not seen at Old Trafford for
quite some time.”

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