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Best African Jokes Ever by hamzatseyi(m): 10:03pm On Aug 27, 2014
- It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of
being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb
- No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely
come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb
- An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions
led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb
- The anus doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food -
South-African Proverb
- The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer
who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem -
Ethiopian Proverb
- A short man is not a boy - Nigerian Proverb
- No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams -
Nigerian Proverb
- It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches
on the scrotum - Ghanaian Proverb
- The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from
being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb
- A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its
father's testicles - Guinean Proverb
- He who goes to sleep with an itching anus wakes up with
smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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Re: Best African Jokes Ever by equlibrium(m): 10:35pm On Aug 27, 2014
Eye wey dey cry dey see road ooooo
Re: Best African Jokes Ever by Baddestguyp(m): 11:22pm On Aug 27, 2014
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Re: Best African Jokes Ever by Nobody: 11:39pm On Aug 27, 2014
Ebe nor rien rien ogbe ewe....grin grin grin grin

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