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Smelly, Your Sin Stinks!! (some Facts Cum Truth About Sins We All Indulge In) by honeybunch83: 12:56pm On Aug 30, 2014 |
Pastor Eruke wrote a new note: #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS (excerps from one of my TT on twitter, twit I.D is @Pastor_Eruke,u may follow me) . The following tweet isn't a judgemental cum condemnatory criticism, jus a my observation & exhortation to those involved. 1. Pastor!!! to attain relevance& fame in ministry,u got a couple of folks to give "false" testimonies during services #Smelly #YourSinSTINKS 2. Pastor, Evangelist! Must u anoint d ladies to the point of touching their "privates" must u? #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 3. Sister, During counselling sessions,u give sensual &erotic details all in d name of "lemme explain" jus to lure d pastor #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 4. Church Sister in choir, u hav an illicit sexual affair wit d choir director,so u threaten 2 "expose"him if he doesnt let u take d solo for that song. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 5. New Church Female Member! Are u not d"Sister"who slept with d Pastor & couple of guys in your former church across town?now u wanna join d choir,jus cos d choir Director of this new church is cute, rich &single #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 6. Almost all your testimonies in church are fabricated and/ or exaggerated! Are u trying to boost God's resume` (CV)? #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 7. Right inside d church,you are surfing the net!! Is that not a pornographic site on your screen? & d service is on? #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 8. You are a trusted children minister in church,yet u are a pedophile. Who entrusted those children to you. Geez!! #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 9. You are a Pastor or music minister, yet u masturbate while having mental fantasies of sexual intercourse wit dat lady in church Smelly #YourSinSTINKS 10. You are always having counselling appointments with d pastor,not cos u hav "issues"but jus to"trap" him into an unholy"emotional bond. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 11. You were into an illicit sexual affair,she got pregnant, to "SAVE"ur face after enjoying the act, u "KILLED" d baby via abortion. (wetin d pikin do u?) #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 12. Bishop and Guest Ministersr!! Whenever u travel to go minister in another town,u have sex wit "call girls" and your female assistants as well as female members of the host church in d guestroom where u are lodged. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 13. Father! U zealously "protect" ur daughter frm guys,jus because u are afraid of being paid back with the same tin u are presently doing with other people's daughter, OR IS IT because you are a jealous lover havin an incestuous affair wit her. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 14. Rev. Sister, you "deal" with that younger Rev Sister cos she refused to giv into your lesbian advances. Holy Mary!! #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 15. Rev. Sister, you have a "beef" with dat other Rev Sister cos she displaced u from d bed of dat randy Rev.Father, #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 16. Rev. Father, you have two children from a secret relationship wit her,yet u are still garbed wit a robe &hood of celibacy & lead d Mass. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 17. Sir/Madam, you have been a Christian for years,yet cant locate where Nahum is in Bible,yet can locate all d newest night club or &hottest strip club in town #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 18. Bishop and Pastor!!! u preach against sexual immorality,yet u hav a couple of x-rated vids in a passworded file on ur device, that is there on purpose not mistakenly. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 19. Single Sister,u got devastated cos d Man's wife survived d medical surgery or labor pains or that he settled that issue with his wife without divorce. u r sad cos u were hoping she died or they divorced, so u wil hook up with him #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 20. You are a single lady,hoping d Pastor divorces his wife,so u will be d church's First Lady #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 21. Church Brother, Right during worship service!! u are havin mental sexual fantasies of d praise team leader or another cute sister& "spilled" on ur shorts #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 21. Pastor! Pastor!! Pastor!!! u hav spare boxers in d house of that spinster or single parent lady who live alone #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS 22. You are happy cos I didn't mention your horrible sin, hey! That I didn't mention it doesn't mean it has lost it smell, #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS You hav a chance to be washed by d blood, if only u will confess and repent, plunge into that fountain that is filled with blood, and be cleansed today. I luv u PLEASE do well to add any other #Smelly#YourSinStinks issue u can think of. Pastor Eruke Taunu (PET) 2344033693211, BBM: 79E7A704 Twitter: @Pastor_Eruke |
Re: Smelly, Your Sin Stinks!! (some Facts Cum Truth About Sins We All Indulge In) by emmyskies(m): 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2014 |
Just like Achan, their sin will fish them out. Op, modify the title of your thread, not everyone are guilty of all these 1 Like |
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