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Smelly, Your Sin Stinks!! (some Facts Cum Truth About Sins We All Indulge In) by honeybunch83: 12:56pm On Aug 30, 2014
Pastor Eruke wrote a new note: #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS
(excerps from one of my TT on twitter, twit I.D is
@Pastor_Eruke,u may follow me) .

The following tweet isn't a judgemental cum
condemnatory criticism, jus a my observation &
exhortation to those involved.

1. Pastor!!! to attain relevance& fame in ministry,u got a
couple of folks to give "false" testimonies during services
#Smelly #YourSinSTINKS

2. Pastor, Evangelist! Must u anoint d ladies to the
point of touching their "privates" must u?
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

3. Sister, During counselling sessions,u give sensual &erotic details all in d name of "lemme explain" jus to lure d pastor #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

4. Church Sister in choir, u hav an illicit sexual affair wit d
choir director,so u threaten 2 "expose"him if he doesnt let
u take d solo for that song. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

5. New Church Female Member! Are u not d"Sister"who slept with d Pastor & couple of guys in your former church across town?now u wanna join d choir,jus cos d choir Director of this new church is cute, rich &single #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

6. Almost all your testimonies in church are fabricated and/
or exaggerated! Are u trying to boost God's resume` (CV)?
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

7. Right inside d church,you are surfing the net!! Is that not a pornographic site on your screen? & d service is on?
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

8. You are a trusted children minister in church,yet u are a
pedophile. Who entrusted those children to you. Geez!!
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

9. You are a Pastor or music minister, yet u masturbate while having mental fantasies of sexual intercourse wit dat lady in church Smelly #YourSinSTINKS

10. You are always having counselling appointments with d pastor,not cos u hav "issues"but jus to"trap" him into an unholy"emotional bond. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

11. You were into an illicit sexual affair,she got pregnant, to
"SAVE"ur face after enjoying the act, u "KILLED" d baby via abortion. (wetin d pikin do u?) #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

12. Bishop and Guest Ministersr!! Whenever u travel to go minister in another town,u have sex wit "call girls" and your female assistants as well as female members of the host church in d guestroom where u are lodged. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

13. Father! U zealously "protect" ur daughter frm guys,jus
because u are afraid of being paid back with the same tin u
are presently doing with other people's daughter, OR IS IT because you are a jealous lover havin an incestuous affair wit her. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

14. Rev. Sister, you "deal" with that younger Rev Sister cos
she refused to giv into your lesbian advances. Holy Mary!!
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

15. Rev. Sister, you have a "beef" with dat other Rev Sister cos she displaced u from d bed of dat randy Rev.Father,
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

16. Rev. Father, you have two children from a secret
relationship wit her,yet u are still garbed wit a robe &hood
of celibacy & lead d Mass. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

17. Sir/Madam, you have been a Christian for years,yet cant locate where Nahum is in Bible,yet can locate all d newest night club or &hottest strip club in town #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

18. Bishop and Pastor!!! u preach against sexual immorality,yet u hav a couple of x-rated vids in a passworded file on ur device, that is there on purpose not mistakenly. #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

19. Single Sister,u got devastated cos d Man's wife survived d medical surgery or labor pains or that he settled that issue with his wife without divorce. u r sad cos u were hoping she died or they divorced, so u wil hook up with him #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

20. You are a single lady,hoping d Pastor divorces his wife,so u will be d church's First Lady #Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

21. Church Brother, Right during worship service!! u are havin mental sexual fantasies of d praise team leader or another cute sister& "spilled" on ur shorts
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

21. Pastor! Pastor!! Pastor!!! u hav spare boxers in d house of that spinster or single parent lady who live alone
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

22. You are happy cos I didn't mention your horrible sin, hey!

That I didn't mention it doesn't mean it has lost it smell,
#Smelly#YourSinSTINKS

You hav a chance to be washed by d blood, if only u will
confess and repent, plunge into that fountain that is filled
with blood, and be cleansed today.
I luv u

PLEASE do well to add any other #Smelly#YourSinStinks issue u can think of.

Pastor Eruke Taunu (PET)
2344033693211, BBM: 79E7A704
Twitter: @Pastor_Eruke
Re: Smelly, Your Sin Stinks!! (some Facts Cum Truth About Sins We All Indulge In) by emmyskies(m): 5:46pm On Sep 02, 2014
Just like Achan, their sin will fish them out.
Op, modify the title of your thread, not everyone are guilty of all these

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