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The Full Meaning Of Cars by MAYOWAAK: 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2014
Who said car names don't have meanings?

FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.

FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.

HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive....

VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.

PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life

TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.

HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

BMW: Big Money Wasted

AUDI : An unwanted debt invitation

Mercedes: Maximum enthusiasm , recurring cost, ego developed, eagerness to sell.

PROTON... Potential Risk Of Tingkap Otomatik ( automatic windows in Malay) Non-functionals..
Dont laugh alone share it la...

Proton is a Malaysian car....

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by MizMyColi(f): 10:17pm On Aug 30, 2014
Just did wink

Even if this was meant solely for laughs, the meanings actually convey what's characteristic of each car brand, most of them.

For example:
VOLVO
BMW
PORSCHE
&
TOYOTA
cheesy

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by mencade5(m): 10:19pm On Aug 30, 2014
this thing fit enter fp. Make i no dull

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 30, 2014
INNOSON nko?

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 30, 2014
Hilarious!
Op where you learn this one.
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:34pm On Aug 30, 2014
chimoz: INNOSON nko?
lol.
INNOSON na name of car?

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by MizMyColi(f): 10:44pm On Aug 30, 2014
softsparkyy:
lol.
INNOSON na name of car?
Sounds Aba/Onitsha-ish, right? But its real! cheesy check out their cool vehicles here.

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:48pm On Aug 30, 2014
MAYOWAAK: PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything.

Bleh tongue
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Tval(m): 11:05pm On Aug 30, 2014
Some of the cars meanings go together with their characteristics.

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by mexxy1(m): 11:12pm On Aug 30, 2014
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
grin

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 11:31pm On Aug 30, 2014
Tval: Make I buy this plot. No omo onile wahala.

I find the write-up funny.

Imagine my own PORCHE turning out to be Proof Of Rich Children Having Everything.

Val this thing no be Mushin Conspiracy Theory? cheesy grin

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by laivwire(m): 12:03am On Aug 31, 2014
Nice and witty write up. Wish we could have more names like Peugeot and Volkswagen.
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 12:16am On Aug 31, 2014
Lol. Thumbs up @OP. I so agree with this list, especially that Ford...
I drove this Ford while serving, I just didn't like using my brakes. There was no place I didn't go with that car. I used to tell my friend, that as long as I see where to put my tyres, then that road is motorable and I'm good to go...
It finally developed a gear-box ish.

Honda cars are muscular, I love them.

I don't know why I don't dig Hyundia cars, they come with unnecessary 'hips' - that looks fragile to me.

Volvo cars could be very straight, looking like a 'moving cuboid'...a friend once told me, they get the faces of cars from some animals (I don't know how true that is) gets me wondering which animal inspired volvos' look.

I only drive PORSCHE in GTA embarassed

Toyota is really trust worthy (availability of parts/fuel economy)

In all, give me Honda anyday....#RideOrDie#Asphalt#InstaSpeed#

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Decapo: 12:22am On Aug 31, 2014
Nice
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by priscaoge(f): 12:28am On Aug 31, 2014
Creativity I must say! Nice one @OP

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by AdamaziShuga(f): 1:02am On Aug 31, 2014
cheesycheesycheesy..This is hilariouscheesy. @Op nice thread. Gonna share it nowgringrin

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by okonja(m): 3:20am On Aug 31, 2014
So funny to me grin grin






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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by YorubaBigot: 5:38am On Aug 31, 2014
softsparkyy:
lol.
INNOSON na name of car?
yhep! or IVM for short (innoson vehicle manufacturer)

kedu ka ime? cheesy
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by YorubaBigot: 5:39am On Aug 31, 2014
Op its a pass for creativity, nice one.
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Davidbanky(m): 5:45am On Aug 31, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Lol. Thumbs up @OP. I so agree with this list, especially that Ford...
I drove this Ford while serving, I just didn't like using my brakes. There was no place I didn't go with that car. I used to tell my friend, that as long as I see where to put my tyres, then that road is motorable and I'm good to go...
It finally developed a gear-box ish.

Honda cars are muscular, I love them.

I don't know why I don't dig Hyundia cars, they come with unnecessary 'hips' - that looks fragile to me.

Volvo cars could be very straight, looking like a 'moving cuboid'...a friend once told me, they get the faces of cars from some animals (I don't know how true that is) gets me wondering which animal inspired volvos' look.

I only drive PORSCHE in GTA embarassed

Toyota is really trust worthy (availability of parts/fuel economy)

In all, give me Honda anyday....#RideOrDie#Asphalt#InstaSpeed#



You don play GTA tire! Hahahahaha

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by SMALLPENIS(f): 6:16am On Aug 31, 2014
OP,see as you take credit for another person work come dey form creative guy. grin
sha,all the same nice post



NISSAN- Nice In Sleekness,Spareparts are Not-Available

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by hatux: 7:17am On Aug 31, 2014
Nice!
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 7:36am On Aug 31, 2014
YorubaBigot:
yhep! or IVM for short (innoson vehicle manufacturer)

kedu ka ime? cheesy
Adim mma, happy sunday.

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by YorubaBigot: 7:41am On Aug 31, 2014
softsparkyy: Adim mma, happy sunday.
Enjoy your day too, cheers.
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by alotofgrace(m): 9:17am On Aug 31, 2014
I nor see keke napep

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:02am On Aug 31, 2014
Davidbanky:



You don play GTA tire! Hahahahaha
I dey play any game wey I fit drive car inside. grin...
When I'm playing GTA, and I'm driving a rickety car, even if I'm on a mission and I see a fine car driveby. I will stop o and collect the car from the owner... tongue

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:03am On Aug 31, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
I dey play any game wey I fit drive car inside. grin...
When I'm playing GTA, and I'm driving a rickety car, even if I'm on a mission and I see a fine car driveby. I will stop o and collect the car from the owner... tongue
woow. A lady who plays video games. Me likes. Do you play football too?

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Davidbanky(m): 10:06am On Aug 31, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
I dey play any game wey I fit drive car inside. grin...
When I'm playing GTA, and I'm driving a rickety car, even if I'm on a mission and I see a fine car driveby. I will stop o and collect the car from the owner... tongue

When I got tired of soccer and other games, I couldn't get tired of car races, need for speed, gran turismo, burnout and many more
Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by iceberylin(m): 10:08am On Aug 31, 2014
ABa peope stealing Cars even in Video Games since 1960
Kachisbarbie:if I'm on a
mission and I see a fine car driveby. I will stop o and collect the car
from the owner... tongue

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Re: The Full Meaning Of Cars by Nobody: 10:14am On Aug 31, 2014
Vessi:
woow. A lady who plays video games. Me likes. Do you play football too?
Yes I do, but I can't score goal shaaa. Even if na only me and keeper, even shot on target I fit manage get only (2)two.
I started playing defensive, trying to ensure my brother doesn't win(score) me . He would still win...so I got frustrated and stopped. cry
Davidbanky:
When I got tired of soccer and other games, I couldn't get tired of car races, need for speed, gran turismo, burnout and many more

Ahha, now you are talking, I play need for speed too. When I wan jonse, I play Taxi...lol
I love GTA because of the 'Role Replacement'...I don't just sit in 1 car and drive, I can come out of the car, I can socialise, go to the gym, I can even razzle 'hoes'...etc

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